| "The auditors have just left,
sir."
"Did th... | A
business owner tells her friend that
she is ... |
| A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for h... | A business man was interviewing
applicants for... |
| A businessman hires a private detective to
find ... | A businessman tells his friend that his
compan... |
| A guy in a bar
leans over to the guy
next to h... | A man walking along a country road comes
acros... |
| A Martian lands to plunder,
pillage and
burn. ... | A patient was at her doctor's office after
und... |
| A tourist, visiting a small town in
Israel, ca... | A young accountant spends a week at his new
of... |
| A young accountant, straight out
of uni,
appli... | Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to
his y... |
| An
accountant goes into a pet shop to
buy a pa... | An
internal auditor for a manufacturing
group ... |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and... | An accountant visited the Natural History
muse... |
| An auditor is checking the books of
an
airline... | An auditor was examining the balance sheet
of ... |
| Conversation between two accountants at a
cock... | How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
is ge... |
| How do you drive an accountant completely
insa... | How do you know accountants have no
imagination?... |
| How do you know when an
accountant's on
holida... | How many accountants
does it take to
change a ... |
| How many auditors does it take to change a
lig... | How many cost accountants does it
take
to chan... |
| If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
does ... | Laws of
Accounting
1. Trial balances
don't
2... |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large
man... | Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil
compa... |
| Q: How many Accountants
does it take to
change... | Q: What is a Budget? A: An
orderly
system for ... |
| The accountant had just read the story of
Cinder... | The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be
more
... |
| The doctor comes to see his heart
transplant p... | The managing partner in an accounting firm
is ... |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of
un... | There are three kinds of
accountants in
the wo... |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole l... | Three partners
in an accounting firm go
out to... |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robb... | What do accountants suffer from that
ordinary ... |
| What do actuaries do to liven up
their
office ... | What do you call an accountant who is seen
talki... |
| What do you call an accountant without a
sprea... | What does an accountant say when
you ask
him t... |
| What does an accountant use for birth
control?... | What does CPA stand for?
Can't Produce
Anything |
| What does FCPA stand for?
Finally Caught
Pinchi... | What does it mean when an accountant is
drooling... |
| What would Economics be without
assumptions?
Ac... | What's a shy and retiring
accountant?
An acco... |
| What's an accountant's idea of trashing
his hote... | What's an actuary?
An accountant without
the se... |
| What's an extroverted accountant?
One
who looks... | What's an extroverted accountant?
One
who looks... |
| What's the definition of a good tax
accountant?
... | What's the definition of an
accountant?
Someone... |
| What's the definition of unlikely?
A
photo-spre... | What's the most wicked thing a
group of
young ... |
| What's the most wicked thing a group of
young ac... | When do
accountants laugh out
loud?
When some... |
| When does a person decide to become an
account... | Who was the first accountant?
Adam. He
got inte... |
| Why accountants don't read
novels?
Because the ... | Why did God invent economists?
So
accountants c... |
| Why did he cross back?
So he could charge
the c... | Why did the auditor cross the
road?
Because h... |
| Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're g... | Why do accountants get excited on
Saturdays?
... |
| Why do some accountants
decide to become
actua... | Wife to husband as they watch their young
son ... |
