Funny Jokes - Ant jokes

26 jokes found beginning in category "Ant jokes".
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How come if ants are always so busy they always ge...	How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? ...
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique ...	What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !	What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An an...
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Imparta...	What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & ...
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ...	What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? ...
What do you call an ant who lives with your great ...	What do you call an ant who skips school ? A tr...
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ...	What do you get if you cross some ants with some ...
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant ...	What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's...
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant ...	What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accounta...
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !	What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antib...
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !	Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !	Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert ...
Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !	Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are ...

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