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35 jokes found beginning in category "Apple jokes".

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 A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through ...  After a minor mathematical error on a routine re... 
 Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? T...  First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's ... 
 Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffe...  How do you make an apple puff? Chase it roun... 
 How do you get the most apples at Halloween? T...  How do you make an apple turnover? Push it dow... 
 How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? ...  If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what do... 
 If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples ...  Once upon a time there were five apples Which ... 
 School lunches are not generally popular with ...  The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once ... 
 The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to ...  Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school ... 
 Two girls were having their packed lunch in th...  What can a whole apple do that half an apple c... 
 What did one maggot say to the other who was s...  What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You'v... 
 What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was ...  What did the worm want to do when he grew up? ... 
 What do you get if you cross a jogger with an ...  What do you get if you cross an apple with a s... 
 What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outb...  What is the left side of an apple? The part tha... 
 What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab...  What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. 
 What lives in apples and is an avid reader? ...  What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm ! 
 What's the difference between a worm and an appl...  Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell... 
 Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his o...  Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in... 
 Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? ... 




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