| A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good... | A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
... |
| A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
wh... | A family of ducks were
walking down the road
w... |
| Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping | Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
wate... |
| Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
st... | Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
... |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
... | Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all ... |
| Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
... | Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's... |
| How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
... | How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
di... |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
... | How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag. |
| How does a baby ghost cry?
"Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!" | I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
... |
| I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said ... | It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go ... |
| Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
... | Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby O... |
| Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Under... | Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
... |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?... | Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica:... |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't ... | Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heave... |
| My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
... | Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
... |
| Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
chang... | Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Mic... |
| Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in... | Three men were discussing at a bar about
coinc... |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
... | What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies. |
| What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies... | What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's... |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
... | What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes. |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ... | What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
ba... |
| What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data... | What is a baby bee?
A little humbug. |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
l... | What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
... |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born
sna... | When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
h... |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
... | Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
bab... |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Becau... | Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the... |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
... | Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith s... |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
... | Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
ca... |
| Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a ... | Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
... |
