| "Didja hear the news?"
asked Keenan of his pal... | "I was married 3 times"
explained the man to a... |
| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" a... | "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" a... |
| A
cowboy walks in to a
bar and says," I want a... | A
hotdog walks into a
bar and orders a beer.
... |
| A
man walks into a bar
and orders a beer. He t... | A
rather confident man
walks into a bar and ta... |
| A
serious drunk walked
into a bar and, after s... | A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer..... |
| A brain walks into a bar and
says, "I'll have ... | A circus owner
walked
into a bar to see everyo... |
| A Congressman was once asked
about his attitude ... | A cop is staking out a bar
for drunk
drivers. ... |
| A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
und... | A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into tw... |
| A fellow decides to
take
off early from work a... | A golf club walks into a
local bar and asks
th... |
| A good samaritan was walking
home late one nig... | A group of loud and rowdy
drunks were making a r... |
| A guy
walked into a bar
and said
"Beers for ... | A guy comes
walking into
a bar with a turtle i... |
| A guy goes up to this girl
in a bar and
says, ... | A guy stumbles
through the
front door of a bar... |
| A guy walks
into a
tavern. As he walked up to ... | A guy walks into a bar
carrying a pair of jumper... |
| A guy walks into a bar and
orders a beer. He o... | A guy walks into a bar with
a dog under
his ar... |
| A herd of buffalo can move
only as fast as the s... | A man comes in to the room
and
says to his wif... |
| A man drinking
at the
bar for three hours, yel... | A man drinks a shot of
whiskey every
night bef... |
| A man had
been drinking
at the bar for hours w... | A man had been out in the
back woods for weeks... |
| A man in a bar
sees a
friend at a table, drink... | A man is in a bar having a
drink. The guy next... |
| A man stumbles up to the
only other patron in
... | A man walks
into a bar
and orders a shot then ... |
| A man walks in to a bar and
says to the
barten... | A man walks into a bar and
asks for
six shots ... |
| A man walks into a bar and
has a couple of beers... | A man walks into a bar and
says, "Bartender, giv... |
| A man walks into a bar on
the top floor of a
s... | A man walks into a bar with
a piece of
asphalt... |
| A man walks into a bar, and
as he makes his
wa... | A man walks into a Kansas
bar
with his golden ... |
| A man walks into a pub
and sits down next to a... | A man who smelled like a
distillery flopped on a... |
| A motorway walks
into a
pub one day. He goes u... | A neutron walks into a bar.
"I'd like a beer" ... |
| A number twelve walks into a
bar and asks the ... | A pirate was talking to a
"land-lubber" in a b... |
| A rather attractive woman
goes up to the bar in ... | A regular at Bob's Bar
came in one evening spo... |
| A Russian walks into a bar
and orders a
beer. ... | A Scotsman is sitting in a
bar in Cuba and is ... |
| A seal walks into a bar
and asks the bartender... | A small balding man storms
into a local bar an... |
| A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
... | A Texan bought a round of
drinks for all in th... |
| A Texan walks
into a pub
in Ireland and clears... | After the Great Britain Beer
Festival, in London... |
| An angry wife was
complaining
about her husban... | An armless man walked into a
bar which is empt... |
| An Indian,
a Rabbi, the
Pope, an Italian, and ... | At the end of the night a
man leaves the bar.
... |
| Barty and Dunny met in a pub
and discussed the i... | Contrary to what people say,
you can indeed dr... |
| Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Neve... | Every night, after dinner, a
man took off for
... |
| How do
barmen surf the
web?
On the Gin-ternet... | I walked into a bar the
other day and ordered a ... |
| It seems a gentleman had too
much alcohol at a... | It was Halloween and three
vampires went into ... |
| John & Jessica were on their
way
home from the... | John Smith lived in
Staten Island, New York an... |
| John was sitting outside his
local pub one day... | Last New
Year's Eve,
one woman stood up at the... |
| Marley stopped at the town
barbershop for a
ha... | McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martin... |
| Monahan stumbled
into a
saloon, half crocked. ... | Old man
O'Malley had
worked down at the brewer... |
| One day a drunk walked into
a bar and
ordered ... | One day an Englishman, an
American, and a Cana... |
| One night, this guy come
into a
bar and asks t... | Q: What did
the
bartender say to the jumper ca... |
| Recently scientists revealed
that beer contain... | Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the s... |
| Sign seen in a bar:
"Those drinking to forge... | The bartender asks the guy
sitting at the bar, "... |
| The drunk was
floundering down the alley carry... | The husband was not home at
his usual hour, an... |
| The local bar was so sure
that its bartender was... | The local District Judge had
given the defendant... |
| The Lone Ranger and Tonto
walked into a bar on... | The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
Doberman and a Bull... |
| There were these three
brothers that were
very... | Three vampires walk into a
bar and sit down at... |
| Twenty-four hours in a
day... twenty-four
beer... | Two
men who are out
walking their dogs meet on... |
| Two cartons of yogurt walk
into a bar. The bar... | Two guys
were in a bar,
and they were both wat... |
| Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady say... | Two men
walked into a
bar.
You would think ... |
| WARNING: Consumption of
alcohol may cause an i... | WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may lead you t... |
| WARNING: consumption of
alcohol is the leading c... | WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may
lead you t... |
| WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may
lead you t... | WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may cause you to... |
| WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may create
the... | WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may make you thi... |
| What happened when the
barman died?
The police ... | Where do Martians drink beer
?
At a mars bar ! |
| Yesterday, scientists in the
United States
rev... |
