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39 jokes found beginning in category "Beauty jokes".

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 "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian...  A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'D... 
 A monster went to the doctor with a branch gro...  A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the ... 
 A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets...  Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for y... 
 Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all d...  Did you hear about the witch who did a four ye... 
 Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't ...  Don't look out of the window, Betty, people wi... 
 First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror ...  First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterd... 
 First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second w...  Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry t... 
 Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your ...  Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and ... 
 I can't understand why people say my girlfriend'...  I don't think these photographs you've taken d... 
 I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! ...  I've just come back from the beauty parlour. P... 
 Julie had broken off her engagement. Her frien...  Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the mos... 
 Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. ...  Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: W... 
 Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad...  Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelif... 
 My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they d...  My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. ... 
 People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What viv...  She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shu... 
 She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice -...  They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean... 
 Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom...  What did the really ugly man do for a living ? ... 
 What happened when the witch went for a job as...  What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-po... 
 Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.  Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one. 
 Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the m... 




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