| A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
n... | A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her ... |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
... | Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
... |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
... | Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
... |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
... | How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long in
... |
| How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long
in... | How do you know when there is an elephant under
... |
| I don't think my Mom knows much about
children... | I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
... |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
a... | I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
ma... |
| I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid... | Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Be... |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter:
... | Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
b... |
| Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
do?
Counsel... | The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
... |
| Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holida... | Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
... |
| What animal always goes to bed
with its shoes
... | What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
! |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside
... | What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on... |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
... | What should you do if you find a snake in your bed... |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed... | When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
... |
| When is your mind like a
rumpled bed?
When
it... | When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
s... |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed
buglars... | Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
be... |
| Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off
... | Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the
pill... |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to
bed?
He
wan... | Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed... |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
... | Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She
wante... |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
... | Why did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
dra... |
| Why did your sister keep running
around her
be... | Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won't... |
| Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not
... | Why shouldn't you believe a
person in
bed?
Be... |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doct... | You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
... |
