| "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another... | A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the... |
| A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On... | Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
Chri... |
| David received a parrot for his birthday. This
... | Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
ta... |
| How can you tell if a parrot
is
intelligent?
... | How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant
bird... |
| How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Sen... | How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his
feath... |
| How do you make a tame duck wild?
Annoy
it. | How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?
... |
| How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land ... | How long do
chickens work ?
Around the
cluck... |
| How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
... | Is chicken soup good for
your health ?
Not
if... |
| Late one night, a burglar
broke into a house
h... | My parrot lays square eggs but
can only say
on... |
| Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go
... | Q: Why did the chicken say,
"Meow, oink,
bow-w... |
| Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To
ge... | Q: Why did the turkey cross
the road?
A: To
p... |
| Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped
the... | Teacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
ste... |
| Teacher: What's the definition of a
Polygamist?
... | Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
... |
| Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two
hit... | What are a parrot's favourite literary
character... |
| What bird tastes just like butter ?
A stork
! | What birds are found in Portugal ?
Portu-geese
... |
| What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
... | What did one chicken say to the other after they
... |
| What did the baby
chick say when he saw his
mo... | What did the baby owl's parents say when he
want... |
| What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of
... | What did the parrot say
when he saw a
duck?
P... |
| What did the parrot say on Independence
Day?
Po... | What did the parrot say when he was using the
... |
| What did the rich socialite's parrot
say?
Polly... | What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo. |
| What did they call the canary that flew into the
... | What do chicken families do on
Saturday
aftern... |
| What do chickens serve at birthday
parties
?
... | What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why? |
| What do owls sing when it is raining ?
'Too
we... | What do parrots eat ?
Polyfilla ! |
| What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang
Syne. | What do you call a bird that
lives
underground... |
| What do you call a bunch of chickens playing
h... | What do you call a chicken that crosses the road
... |
| What do you call a crate of
ducks ?
A box
of... | What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo
clu... |
| What do you call a parrot when it has dried
itse... | What do you call a rooster who
wakes you up
at... |
| What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw
! | What do you call a very rude
bird ?
A
mockin... |
| What do you call a vulture with no
beak?
A h... | What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A... |
| What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
... | What do you call the place where parrots make
... |
| What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch
... | What do you get if you
cross a nun and a
chick... |
| What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
mo... | What do you get if you cross a bee with a
parr... |
| What do you get if you cross a chicken
with a
... | What do you get if you cross a duck with a
fir... |
| What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
c... | What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
s... |
| What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
w... | What do you get if you cross a woodpecker
with... |
| What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
sku... | What do you get if your budgie flies into the
... |
| What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top ... | What do you get when you cross a chicken
with
... |
| What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment ! | What does an educated owl say?
Whom. |
| What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
... | What geometric figure is like a runaway
parrot... |
| What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
?... | What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
... |
| What happened when the chicken ate cement
?
She... | What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He... |
| What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She
la... | What happens when ducks fly upside
down ?
Th... |
| What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
Th... | What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
?
It... |
| What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
The
feathe... | What is a parrot's favorite
game?
Hide
and S... |
| What is a parrot's favorite game ?
Hide and
Sp... | What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy! |
| What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot ! | What is green and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood
... |
| What is the
strongest bird ?
A crane ! | What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal
t... |
| What is the definition of Robin ?
A bird who
s... | What is the difference between a fly and a bird
... |
| What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A
batte... | What kind of bird opens doors ?
A kiwi ! |
| What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
... | What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Duck... |
| What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English
... | What profession did the parrot get into when it
... |
| What's a parrot's favourite
game?
Monopoly! | What's a parrot's favourite song?
I love
Parrot... |
| What's another name for a clever duck ?
A
wise... | What's brown and white and flies all
over?
Than... |
| What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
... | What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A
carro... |
| What's the definition of a Parapet?
Pet
parrot ... | What's the definition of Parity?
Two parrots
ex... |
| What's the definition of Polystyrene?
A
plastic... | When is the best time to buy budgies ?
When
th... |
| Where do birds invest their money ?
In the
sto... | Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a
nest-caf... |
| Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The
Bi... | Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the
bra... |
| Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin
... | Which bird ran for President?
H. Ross
Parrot |
| Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Piec... | Why are there no
aspirin in the
jungle?
The p... |
| Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
f... | Why did the
bird join he air force?
He
wanted... |
| Why did the chick
disappoint his mother ?
He... | Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri... |
| Why did the chicken cross the
playground
?
To... | Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It
wanted... |
| Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
?... | Why did the chicken cross the road half way
?
H... |
| Why did the chicken end up in the soup
?
Becaus... | Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker
... |
| Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
Because
s... | Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken
! |
| Why did the turkey cross the road
?
To
prove ... | Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
the
road... |
| Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
f... | Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't
b... |
| Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
t... | Why does a chicken coop have two doors
?
Becaus... |
| Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because
i... | Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainme... |
| Why don't chickens like people ?
They beat
eggs... | Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because
t... |
| Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because
ta... | Why is politics for the birds?
Because
politici... |
| Why were the hens lying on their backs
with
th... |
