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76 jokes found beginning in category "Birthday jokes".

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 "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. ...  "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"... 
 "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birt...  "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How ... 
 "I remember when the candle shop burned down. ...  "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for y... 
 "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?...  "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Ma... 
 "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" ...  A couple have not been getting along for years, ... 
 A kindly old lady came across a little boy sit...  A man asked his wife, "What would you most lik... 
 A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certa...  A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital buil... 
 BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for...  Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" ... 
 Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, ...  Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her bi... 
 Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It w...  Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was... 
 Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister trie...  Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It w... 
 First boy: Are you having a party for your birth...  For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy... 
 Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you ...  Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells... 
 Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief fo...  Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for ... 
 Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my b...  Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly... 
 Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give...  Home - A - Age Jokes "That's an excellent e... 
 How can you tell if an elephant's been to your ...  How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He h... 
 How old were you on your last birthday? Eight....  I forgot my brother's birthday last month. W... 
 I'd like to say something nice about you as it...  I've been shopping for my wife's birthday pres... 
 It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he wa...  Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depre... 
 Johnny was racing around the garden on his new...  Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" ... 
 Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as ...  Something happened to me yesterday that will n... 
 The housewife answered a knock on the door and f...  The housewife answered a knock on the door and f... 
 What did one candle say to the other? "Don't ...  What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ... 
 What did the burglar give his wife for her bir...  What did you get for your birthday? Another ye... 
 What do they serve at birthday parties in heav...  What do you always get on your birthday? Ano... 
 What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla ...  What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? ... 
 What does a clam do on his birthday? He shel...  What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? ... 
 What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday ca...  What is your favourite type of birthday present?... 
 What song should you sing to a wildebeest on h...  What's the greatest birthday present? Hard t... 
 When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When ...  When is your birthday? 17th January. What ye... 
 Where do you find a birthday present for a cat...  Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday car... 
 Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin c...  Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? B... 
 Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He ...  Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tu... 
 Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I w...  Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hamm... 
 Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cak...  Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his... 
 Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? ...  Why was the monster standing on his head at th... 
 Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? B...  Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, ... 




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