| ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?''
asked ... | ... Q.) Why
would a blonde wear green
lipstick... |
| A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
arrest ... | A blond guy
and a brunette girl were
happily m... |
| A blonde
is walking down the street with
her b... | A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
br... |
| A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
wor... | A blonde and her husband were driving home,
when... |
| A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
to... | A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and... |
| A blonde came home from school one day and said
... | A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and... |
| A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
rid... | A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
t... |
| A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
... | A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
... |
| A blonde got lost in her car in a snow
storm. ... | A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but
... |
| A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
graveyard... | A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating... |
| A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
but... | A blonde walks by a travel
agency and
notices ... |
| A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
bana... | A blonde walks into a hair salon
to get her
ha... |
| A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts i... | A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of i... |
| A blonde was
walking down the road with a
heal... | A blonde was driving down
the road
listening t... |
| A blonde was filling out an application form
for... | A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
... |
| A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night... | A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
dee... |
| A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
... | A blonde went to
eletronic store and she
asked... |
| A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
... | A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
stuck... |
| A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
... | A blonde, a brunette, and a
man are driving
in... |
| A blonde, brunette
and a redhead had a
breasts... | A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
to... |
| A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
p... | A brunette doing laundry asked her
blonde
frie... |
| A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
... | A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
stand... |
| A car was driving down the
street when all
of ... | A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made f... |
| A friend meets up with her friend as she is
pick... | A German woman is walking down the street.
Ele... |
| A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to a
football... | A man was trimming his
bushes. His neighbor
(t... |
| A man works in the
operations department of
a ... | A person went into the
office kitchen one
morn... |
| A policeman pulled a blonde over after
he/she'd ... | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
all
escape ... |
| A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
catc... | A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs
and... |
| A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
... | At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infan... |
| Be
careful never to let a blonde have a
coffee... | Did you hear
about the blonde who after
watchi... |
| Did you hear about
the blonde who was an
M.D.-... | Did you hear about
the two females who were
wa... |
| Did you hear about the
blonde who thought
nitr... | Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She
... |
| Did you hear about the blonde that
stayed
up a... | Did you hear about the blonde who
brought
her ... |
| Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
... | Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
... |
| Did you hear about the blonde who put
"Sagitta... | Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
... |
| Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
... | Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
... |
| Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nu... | Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
on... |
| Did you hear about the two
Blondes that
were f... | Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
a... |
| Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
Kingdom... | Hear about the blonde
explorer?
She
bought a ... |
| Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It... | How did the blonde
burn her
nose?
Bobbing for... |
| How do you kill a blonde?
Give them a
gun an ... | How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
T... |
| How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
S... | How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde. |
| I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
w... | I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
... |
| I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
w... | In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
... |
| One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The... | One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
L... |
| One day 3 women went to the
top of a water
flu... | One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
... |
| One day a blonde went to a
sea food
restaurant... | One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
an... |
| One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
wer... | One day while a blonde was out
driving her
car... |
| One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
th... | One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
ho... |
| One morning this blonde calls her friend and
say... | Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful
tim... |
| Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she ... | Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
medicin... |
| Q. How did the blonde die
ice-fishing?
A. She... | Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A.
Alone |
| Q. How do you confuse a
blonde?
A. Put
her in... | Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror ... |
| Q. How do you know a blonde has been
using
the... | Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
d... |
| Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
a... | Q. What did the blonde
say when she knocked
ov... |
| Q. What do you call a
blonde who dies her
hair... | Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
jack... |
| Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
closet?... | Q. What does a blonde
say when you blow in
her... |
| Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a
... | Q. What is a brunette between two
blondes?
A. A... |
| Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet
at ... | Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed
bl... |
| Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass
wall?... | Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
shoes?... |
| Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are
ea... | Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A... |
| Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A.
Because s... | Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
... |
| Q.) What would you call a bunch of
blondes
sta... | Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a l... |
| Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's l... | Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M &... |
| Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped o... | Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
sendin... |
| Q:
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One... | Q:
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a ... |
| Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
team?
... | Q:
What does a blonde say when you ask her
if ... |
| Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
brain?
... | Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?
... |
| Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: G... | Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: ... |
| Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
almost c... | Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
invented... |
| Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
preg... | Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
ca... |
| Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
... | Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
... |
| Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
... | Q: Did you hear about the new form
of birth
co... |
| Q: Did you hear what the
blonde who was
openin... | Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash... |
| Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
blonde... | Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
unfaithful... |
| Q: How can you tell if a
cat is
blonde?
A: ... | Q: How can you tell if a blonde has
been
using... |
| Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
... | Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
... |
| Q: How did the
blonde try to kill the
bird?
A... | Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
ho... |
| Q: How did the blonde
die drinking
milk?
A: T... | Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
poodle?
A:... |
| Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They
pu... | Q: How do you
confuse a blonde?
A: You
don't.... |
| Q: How do you
know when a blonde has been
maki... | Q: How do you confuse a
blonde?
A: Ask
her to... |
| Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
... | Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks... |
| Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her... | Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
tree?
A: W... |
| Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A:... | Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A:
(I'... |
| Q: How do you recognize a
blonde in
school?
... | Q: How does a blonde
high-5?
A: She
smacks he... |
| Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She
gat... | Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
herself?
... |
| Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She
drowns... | Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She
burys ... |
| Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide
an... | Q: What
kinds of people don't get invited
to b... |
| Q: What a BLONDE will ask the
doctor, in
the m... | Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
y... |
| Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair tr... | Q: What can strike a blonde without her
even k... |
| Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
she... | Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
... |
| Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
... | Q: What did the blonde say
about blonde
jokes?... |
| Q: What did the blonde think of the new
comput... | Q: What did the blonde's
dentist
find?
A: Tee... |
| Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that
... | Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
... |
| Q: What do blondes eat to increase
their
breas... | Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks
Gu... |
| Q: What do blonds
and spaghetti have in
common... | Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
in... |
| Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon... | Q: What do you
call a dumb blonde behind a
ste... |
| Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
circle?
A... | Q: What do you call a
fly buzzing inside a
blo... |
| Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
jack... | Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
... |
| Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
th... | Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
gu... |
| Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswag... | Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
... |
| Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
... | Q: What does a blonde make best for
dinner?
A... |
| Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What,
what? | Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
m... |
| Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
wha... | Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM... |
| Q: What happens when a blonde gets
Alzheimers ... | Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus VAT |
| Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval de... | Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
han... |
| Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
above?
... | Q: What is the
difference between blondes
and ... |
| Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech
impedimen... | Q: What is the definition of gross
ignorance?
A... |
| Q: What is the difference between a smart
blonde... | Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
M&... |
| Q: What thoughts
do Blondes have after
reading... | Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before... |
| Q: What's a blonde's favorite
color?
A: A lig... | Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A:
"Daaadd... |
| Q: What's the difference between a
blonde
and ... | Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a ... |
| Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a ... | Q: Where do blondes go to meet their
relatives?
... |
| Q: Where do you look for
blonde's
obituaries?
... | Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she... |
| Q: Why are
blondes like corn flakes?
A:
Becau... | Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
words?
A: B... |
| Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
br... | Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A:
They ... |
| Q: Why can't blondes put in light
bulbs?
A: T... | Q: Why couldn't
the blonde write the
number EL... |
| Q: Why couldn't the
blonde add 10 and 7 on
a c... | Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number
EL... |
| Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the r... | Q: Why did eighteen
blondes go to the
movies t... |
| Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to ... | Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
attendant... |
| Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A... | Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
?... |
| Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: S... | Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
he... |
| Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
mil... | Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
the
fr... |
| Q: Why did the blonde snort
Sweet-n-Low?
A: S... | Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
c... |
| Q: Why did the blonde want to
become a
veterin... | Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in
it?
A:... |
| Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
... | Q: Why do
Blondes wear padded
shoulders?
A: S... |
| Q: Why do
blondes wear their hair up?
A:
To c... | Q: Why do blondes always die before help
arrives... |
| Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because
they ... | Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
A: Because they
ca... |
| Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too
har... | Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
over t... |
| Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
of the
net ... | Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their
foreheads?... |
| Q: Why do blondes stand
under light
bulbs?
A:... | Q: Why do brunettes know so many
blonde
jokes?... |
| Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because
th... | Q: Why don't blonde's like
audio-books?
A: Th... |
| Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They
can'... | Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
A: They put
tac... |
| Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A:
The... | Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
toast?
A... |
| Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
... | Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
day... |
| Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
bi... | Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
?
A... |
| Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
tim... | Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
... |
| Teller: Why did the blonde
move to
L.A.?
Blon... | The assistant asked the blonde if she would
li... |
| There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
fo... | There's a brunette standing in the
middle
of a... |
| These two blondes walk into a
building.
You'd ... | This blonde is so stupid,
she called me to
get... |
| This executive was interviewing a
nervous
youn... | Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A
fai... |
| Three blondes were walking through a field when
... | Three women are
about to be executed.
One's a ... |
| Two
blondes are walking down the street.
One n... | Two blondes are on
opposite sides of a
lake.
... |
| Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
un... | Two blondes were walking down the road and the
f... |
| Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and
one ... | Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
Wr... |
| What
is every blonde's ambition in life?
To ... | What did the blonde say when she saw the
sign ... |
| What did the blonde's mother say when she
asked ... | What do
you do when a blonde throws a
grenade ... |
| What do blondes and beer bottles have in
common?... | What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
Y... |
| What do you call 100 blondes standing ear
to e... | What do you call a blonde in a tree with a
brief... |
| What do you call a blonde standing between two
... | What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
G... |
| What do you call a blonde with two brain
cells... | What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a
... |
| What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
... | What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
?
... |
| What's a blondes idea of natural
childbirth?
... | What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A... |
| When a
blonde goes to London on a plane,
how c... | While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed... |
| Why
don't blondes like to make
Kool-Aid?
They... | Why are only 2% of blondes
touch-typists?
The r... |
| Why can't blondes
make Kool
Aid?
Because they... | Why did the blond lay out
on the lawn chair
in... |
| Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
... | Why did the blonde call the welfare
office?
S... |
| Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
... | Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
kno... |
| Why did the blonde have
blisters on her
lips?
... | Why did the blonde put her finger
over the
nai... |
| Why did the blonde run out of
shampoo?
She k... | Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice
car... |
| Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the
medicine c... | Why do
blondes wash their hair in the sink?
... |
| Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
tops?
... | Why does a blonde keep
empty beer bottles
in h... |
| Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They
can't... |
