Funny Jokes - Burger jokes

97 jokes found beginning in category "Burger jokes".
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Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boyge...	Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they...
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir...	Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? ...
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because t...	How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are U...
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pi...	How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty...
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? The...	How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? P...
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? ...	How do we know burgers love young people? They'...
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They ...	How do we know that hamburgers love classic mu...
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it ...	How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a ...
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it wit...	How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yello...
How does a burger acquire good taste? With a li...	How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land b...
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowleg...	How was the hamburger murdered? First it was ...
In what school subjects does the teacher say, ...	Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your finger...
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? ...	Name two tennis stars who are famous in the ha...
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it ...	What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? B...
What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Ju...	What did the hamburger say when it found out tha...
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not ...	What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who ...
What did they call it when NHL officials refus...	What did they do to the burger who thought he wa...
What did they say about the burger who went skii...	What did they tell the burger who enlisted in ...
What do burgers think when they are surrounded...	What do hamburger workers say on Monday mornin...
What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appet...	What do some people have against cheeseburgers? ...
What do they call a meeting among the most bri...	What do they say about the noise at the Burger...
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated ...	What famous movie did the hamburger meat think o...
What great song is associated with hamburgers ...	What happens when two burgers fall in love? The...
What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel...	What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Ho...
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you ...	What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the o...
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup ...	What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joi...
What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any gi...	What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? '...
What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle...	What system do they teach in Hamburger High's ...
When can you count on a hamburger in an emerge...	When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they d...
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? Du...	When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile ...
When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lam...	Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? O...
Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a...	Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!
Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (...	Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (bu...
Which baseball team is currently the favourite ...	Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano ...
Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium bur...	Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? ...	Which is the meat patties' least favourite day o...
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? ...	Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Th...
Which people do the burgers hate? The ones wh...	Which political discussions between the Russians...
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? B...	Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegeta...
Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS saus...	Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's s...
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candi...	Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie ...
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burge...	Why are hamburgers essential to football? Becau...
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? To...	Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four...
Why did the pro football player from the last-...	Why do burgers laugh when you surround them wi...
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their ...	Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? The...
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They g...	Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? ...
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't...	Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at eve...
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger...	Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He c...
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embar...

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