| "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
ca... | A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
... |
| A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
... | A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man... |
| Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is... | For all of you with teenagers or who have had
... |
| How do cats
eat spaghetti ?
The same as
every... | How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyon... |
| How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold
?
H... | How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
... |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive
creature... | How is cat food sold ?
Usually purr can ! |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a... | Little Tim
was in the garden filling in a hole
... |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
... | Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a
cat-alo... |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - ... | Q: What do
you call a cat who eats lemons? -
A... |
| Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
- A:
... | Q: What do you call a
cat who's joined the
Red... |
| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
... | Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
... |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? -
A:
... | Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing,
sc... |
| Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
... | Q: What kind of
cats lay around the house? -
A... |
| Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A:
Petatoes... | Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A:
Spa... |
| Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three
... | Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A:
... |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
tri... | Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch
... |
| Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
... | Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
tap... |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
kitt... | Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
... |
| Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?... | Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're
pur... |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pu... | There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
... |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?
Purrsians
... | What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've... |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some
che... | What did the cat say when he lost all his money
... |
| What do cat
actors say on stage ?
Tabby or
no... | What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not
... |
| What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers
! | What do you call a black cat than can spring up to... |
| What do you call a cat that has just
eaten a
w... | What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
... |
| What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes ... | What do you get if you cross
a cat and a
goril... |
| What do you get if you cross a cat
with Father
... | What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
... |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
... | What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
?... |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A
purrfec... | What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
?
... |
| What is a black cat's favourite TV show
?
Miami... | What is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat. |
| What is another way to describe
a cat ?
A
hea... | What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
... |
| What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
A
spellin... | What is the cat's favourite TV
show ?
The
eve... |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on ... | What kind of cat should you take into the
dese... |
| What looks like half a cat ?
The other half
! | What noise does a cat make going down the highway ... |
| What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and
... | What's furry, has whiskers and
chases outlaws
... |
| What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
A
c... | When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
yo... |
| When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
bett... | When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
bett... |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.... | Which big cat should
you never play cards with
... |
| Who was the most powerful
cat in China
?
Chai... | Why are black cats such good singers?
They're
v... |
| Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
a... | Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because
sh... |
| Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge... | Why did the cat sleep under the
car
?
Because... |
| Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out
o... | Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark ! |
| Why do tomcats fight ?
Because they like
raisin... | Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
?
Th... |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
... | Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
o... |
| Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
... | Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
... |
