| "What
were you before you came to school,
boys... | 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
for t... |
| 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
'you know... | 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his
mum.
'Bec... |
| 'William, I've been told that you have
been figh... | 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you
help ... |
| A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-ye... | A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his f... |
| A certain little girl, when asked
her
name, wo... | A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son... |
| A group of young children were siting in a circle ... | A little
girl was next in line. 'My
name's Cur... |
| A little boy
went into a baker's' 'How
much ar... | A little boy came downstairs crying
late
one n... |
| A little boy opened the big and old family
Bib... | A little boy walked down the
aisle at a
weddin... |
| A little girl was playing in the garden when
she... | A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
... |
| A man is walking down the street one day when
... | A man out for a walk
came across a little
boy ... |
| A mother was reading a book about animals to
h... | A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord'... |
| A naughty child was
irritating all the
passeng... | A precious little girl walks
into a pet
shop a... |
| A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother o... | A whole family was caught in
a small boat
duri... |
| After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old... | An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her ... |
| Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he ... | As two boys
were passing the rectory, the
mini... |
| Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Be... | Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandm... |
| Dick and
Jane were arguing furiously over
the ... | Did
you hear about the boy who wanted to
run a... |
| Did you
hear about the boy who was known
as Fo... | Did you hear about the two little boys who
fou... |
| Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you ... | Father: What did you learn in school today
?
So... |
| Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your repor... | Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry:... |
| George knocked on the door of his friend's
hou... | Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. Wh... |
| I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did
you? ... | Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: ... |
| John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, ... | Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to the... |
| Little Johnny came home from school
with
a not... | Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old... |
| Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots... | Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here... |
| Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geogra... | Mother: I told you not eat cake
before
supper.... |
| Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
h... | Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of... |
| Mum: From now on your going to have free
school ... | Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
shake... |
| Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and lis... | Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
whist... |
| My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks wit... | On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
tea... |
| On the first day at school the girls were
sizi... | On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left h... |
| Son to his father as they watch television:
"D... | Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holida... |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass ... | The second grader was in bed with a cold and
h... |
| The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwa... | Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you ha... |
| Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
k... | Two girls were talking in the corridor.
'That
... |
| Tyler was
excited about his first day at
schoo... | What's the matter son?
The boy next door
said I... |
| Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water o... | Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the ... |
| Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because
her ... | Why was the mother flea
feeling down in
the du... |
| Why were ancient Egyptian children
confused?
... | Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose
fathe... |
| Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backya... | Young Jimmy was having a snack
after
school wi... |
