| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas
t... | 'Father
Christmas has two reindeer. He
calls o... |
| 'Father Christmas has two
reindeer. He
calls o... | A football supporter's favourite
Christmas son... |
| A group of mountain
climbers once heard
Father... | A rabbit's favourite Christmas
song?
'Lettuce w... |
| Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The bes... | Dear Father
Christmas, this Christmas
could yo... |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please
send m... | Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas
party ?
... |
| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It
was lo... | Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer
now
... |
| Doctor,
Doctor I'm scared of Father
Christmas
... | Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oran... |
| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
Christma... | Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of
Chr... |
| ELF NO. 1: What did
Santa shout to his
toys on... | Elf: My favourite film is about the man who
ca... |
| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
pen... | Father
Christmas: How do I stop a
Christmas Gn... |
| Father Christmas lost
his umbrella but
he didn... | Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition... |
| Father Christmas:
What's your favourite
Christ... | Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my fa... |
| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on... | Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
go ... |
| Father Christmas: What's your
favourite
Christ... | Father Christmas:I
like the story about
the gi... |
| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas
pa... | How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
?
... |
| How do sheep in Mexico say
Merry
Christmas?
... | How do you make a slow reindeer fast
?
Don't fe... |
| How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With
his N... | How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
A... |
| How many chimney does Father Christmas go
down ?... | How to cats greet each other at
Christmas ?
"... |
| I remember when Father Christmas first
passed hi... | I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
Bu... |
| I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are
small.
But ... | I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
cross... |
| I've had a slight
accident with your
sleigh, F... | If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
what ... |
| It was Christmas
eve, and Santa was
really bus... | JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
Claus?
... |
| Last year's Christmas pudding was so
awful I t... | Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you ca... |
| My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when... | Once upon a time there was a little girl who
w... |
| One time Father Christmas lost his
underpants.
... | Someone
bought Scrooge a clock for
Christmas. ... |
| What bird has wings but cannot
fly
?
Roast tu... | What can Santa give away and still keep?
A col... |
| What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
... | What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
?
F... |
| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they
were lo... | What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb f... |
| What did the big cracker
say to the
little cra... | What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas ... |
| What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
The... | What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bell... |
| What do vampires put on their turkey at
Christma... | What do you call a letter sent up the
chimney
... |
| What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
... | What do you get hanging from Father
Christmas'... |
| What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a C... | What do you get if you deep fry Santa
Claus?
... |
| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
C... | What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
... |
| What do you have in December that you don't
ha... | What does Dracula write on his Christmas
cards... |
| What does Father Christmas
call that
reindeer ... | What does Father Christmas call his money
?
Ice... |
| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
get... | What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH
OH NO! |
| What game do reindeer play in their
stalls?
Sta... | What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happ... |
| What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory C... | What is the difference between the Christmas
a... |
| What nationality is Santa Claus?
North
Polish. | What reindeer can jump higher than a
house?
The... |
| What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing
to ... | What was so good about he
neurotic doll
the gi... |
| What was wrong with the boy's
brand new
toy el... | What's a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainm... |
| What's a hairdressers's favourite
Christmas song... | What's Christmas called in England
?
Yule Brita... |
| What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
wheels?
... | What's Father Christmas
called when he
takes a... |
| What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas
game?
Me... | What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
song?
Jungl... |
| What's the most popular wine at
Christmas?
"I d... | Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
c... |
| Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind
his
m... | Who brings the Christmas presents to
police st... |
| Who delievers cat's Christmas
presents
?
Sant... | Who delievers elephants's Christmas
presents?
E... |
| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Christma... | Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The
turkey -... |
| Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our
chef. He's... | Who sings "Love me tender", and makes
Christmas ... |
| Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
T... | Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a
cricke... |
| Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
Chistmas ba... | Why couldn't the skeleton go to the
Christmas Pa... |
| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the
beac... | Why does Father Christmas go down
chimneys?
Bec... |
| Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the ga... | Why does Santa Claus only have seven
reindeer?... |
| Why does Santa's sled get such good
mileage?
B... | Why is
Christmas just like a day at the
office... |
| Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
... | Why is a cat on a beach like
Christmas
?
Beca... |
| Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It's in
Decembr... | Why was Santa's little helper
depressed?
Bec... |
| Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Becau... |
