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Ph.D."
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life," said the school
chapla... |
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profe... |
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ta... | A college student in a philosophy class was
ta... |
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philosophy
class wh... | A kid called up his
mom from his college
and a... |
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Eng... | A somewhat advanced society has figured
how to... |
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calling his mom from college, and
tel... | A survey was being taken on the University of
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the pizza
to B... | All the fraternity brothers left the
house
for... |
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meeting and
tell... | An applicant was being interviewed for
admission... |
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who
open... | Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
stu... |
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St... | Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
professors... |
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are generally unpopular with
tho... | Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
profes... |
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Louisiana Tech
professo... | Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who ... |
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star who
won... | Did you hear about the University of Miami
ful... |
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we... | How can you
tell if a California State
coed is... |
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Ask h... | How do
you measure a Villanova graduate's
I.Q.... |
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spa... | How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been... |
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major ... | How many Buckeye
football players does it
take... |
| How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does ... | Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athlete... |
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contracto... | On what kind of ships do students
study?
Schola... |
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wallet... | Professor:
A wise man doubts everything.
O... |
| Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
W... | Professor: I forgot to take
my umbrella
this m... |
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many graduate students does it take
to ... |
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c... | Soderling, the star college halfback, was
taki... |
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ph... | Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college ma... |
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a... | There was the Florida State defensive tackle
w... |
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Univer... | Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Ca... |
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college students, Frank and Matt, are
ridi... | Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
th... |
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sitting in their nest: a
father... | What do they call a bunch of Mississippi
footbal... |
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students s... | What do you get if you cross a student and an
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helme... |
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major
clim... |
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Arkansas graduates
tape t... |
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