| A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick ... | A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
... |
| Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
... | Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull:
I'l... |
| Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
... | Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
... |
| Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
... | How did cows feel when the branding iron was
i... |
| How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
... | How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
... |
| How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He
tract... | How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them... |
| How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
... | How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator! |
| How to you know that cows will be in
heaven?
It... | I can't decide whether to buy a
bicycle or a
c... |
| I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Wh... | I've just discovered a method for making wool out ... |
| If you crossed a cow
with a goat, what would
y... | If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
... |
| If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
w... | If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
... |
| If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would ... | If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
... |
| In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo
... | Is there big money in the cattle business?
So
I... |
| Pa's being
chased by a bull!
Well, what
in t... | Q. What does a cow make when the sun
comes
out... |
| Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor... | Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
P... |
| That bull you sold
me is a lazy
good-for-nothi... | That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
H... |
| What animals do you bring
to bed?
Your
calves... | What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical
... |
| What are the spots on black-and-white
cows?
Hol... | What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues |
| What country do cows love to visit?
Moo
Zealan... | What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got
milk... |
| What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my
fodde... | What did the cow wear to the football game?
A
J... |
| What did the farmer call the cow that would not
... | What did the mooron say when he saw the milk
car... |
| What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo
Eyes! | What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to
t... |
| What do cows do when they're introduced?
They
... | What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay
Fever |
| What do cows get when they do all their
chores?
... | What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
R... |
| What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic! | What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The
... |
| What do cows sing at their friends birthday
pa... | What do cows usually
fly around in?
Helicowp... |
| What do cows wear when they're
vacationing in
... | What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing... |
| What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by
... | What do you call a cow on the barnyard
floor?
G... |
| What do you call a cow that doesn't give
milk?
... | What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A
... |
| What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A
... | What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
... |
| What do you call a cow who argues with her
husba... | What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
... |
| What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lea... | What do you call a group of cattle sent into
orb... |
| What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists... | What do you call a sleeping
bull?
A
bull-doz... |
| What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out! | What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud
mis... |
| What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
... | What do you call it when one bull spies on another... |
| What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
... | What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of
Wit... |
| What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of
... | What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Drago... |
| What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evapora... | What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled
mi... |
| What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,... | What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension ... |
| What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus... | What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, ... |
| What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a
... | What do you get if you cross a steer and a
chick... |
| What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?... | What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with ... |
| What do you get when you cross a cow with a
kang... | What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast
... |
| What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A
... | What famous painting do cows love to look
at?
... |
| What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopo... | What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank! |
| What goes oo ooo oooo?
A cow with no lips. | What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The
cowl... |
| What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's
herd... | What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It
grow... |
| What happens when the cows refuse to be
milked?
... | What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A
co... |
| What is a cow's
favourite TV show ?
Dr
Moo ! | What is a cow's favorite lunch
meat?
Bullogna |
| What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle
ba... | What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the
... |
| What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
... | What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?
A
wool... |
| What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Fi... | What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the ... |
| What is the definition of "derange"?
De place
... | What is the definition of "moon"?
The past
ten... |
| What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto
udder... | What is the most
important use for cowhide?
... |
| What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-... | What magazine makes cows stampede to the
newssta... |
| What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos. | What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a
... |
| What South American dance do cows like to do?
... | What two members of the cow family go everywhere
... |
| What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri! | What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
r... |
| What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic! | What's a cow's favorite moosical
note?
Beef-fla... |
| What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
... | What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow
chow... |
| What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
... | What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear
st... |
| What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full
b... | What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
... |
| What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
A new
moo! | What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass
cla... |
| What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
c... | What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put... |
| When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what
... | When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns
... |
| Where
do cows like to ride on trains?
In
the ... | Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? ... |
| Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
... | Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is. |
| Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf | Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous
cows! |
| Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow! | Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat
Ball! |
| Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky
way! | Why are cpws made for dancing?
They're all
bor... |
| Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was
p... | Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he
wa... |
| Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to
leave her
ca... | Why did the
farmer put brandy in the cow's
foo... |
| Why did the cow
jump over the moon?
To get
t... | Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He
w... |
| Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The
farm... | Why did the farmer put his cow on
the
scales?
... |
| Why did the moron give
the sleepy cow a
hammer... | Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because
th... |
| Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip
cr... | Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Be... |
| Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It
wants... | Why don't cows ever have any
money?
Because ... |
| Why was he woman arrested on a
cattle ranch
fo... | Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd! |
| Why wouldn't anyone play with the little
longh... | Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into ... |
