| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a
bank... | "What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?"... |
| 'It's a pity
you've gone on hunger
strike,' sa... | A
mafioso's son sits at his desk writing
a Chr... |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
... | A computer geek goes to prison
for fraud,
they... |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
a... | A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to j... |
| A prisoner at
the Edmonton Max started
trainin... | A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in
the
... |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
s... | A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed... |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
ni... | An English
prisoner of war was held by
the Ger... |
| Bill: Where did you
get that gold watch
Joe?
... | Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for
t... |
| Detective: Do you think
I should put on
the cu... | Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting... |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on ... | Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
the
... |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He
got 1... | Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
too... |
| How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee
mail... | I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
... |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
wha... | It was
Rocky's first night in the
penitentiary... |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm ... | Judge: Why did you steal
that bird?
Prisoner... |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store ... | Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burglar
!
Burglar w... |
| Late one
night, a burglar broke into a
house h... | Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
priso... |
| Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
repor... | Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
priso... |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison.... | t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry
m... |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang ... | Two men,
sentenced to die in the electric
chai... |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the
Big ... | Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
goo... |
| What did the
burglar say to the lady who
caugh... | What did the burglar say to the
watchmaker as ... |
| What diploma do criminals get?
The third
degree... | What do you call a mayfly with a criminal
tend... |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?
A
Chinese... | What do you get if you cross a bunch of
flowers ... |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a
p... | What hired killer never goes to jail?
The
exter... |
| What is the difference between a thief and a
chu... | What kind of party do prisoners in jail
like m... |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A
safe r... | What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar. |
| What stars go to jail?
Shooting stars. | What three letters in the alphabet frighten
cr... |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?
It
was a ... | What's another
word for a murderer who
kills o... |
| When did the criminal get smart?
When the
judge... | When the school was broken into, the
thieves t... |
| Who is the
biggest gangster in the sea
?
Al C... | Who is the strongest thief?
A
shoplifter. |
| Who was the world's greatest thief
?
Atlas, bec... | Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Bec... |
| Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted t... | Why do pens get sent to
prison ? To do
long se... |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
pri... | Why is a sinking ship like a
person in
jail?
... |
| Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a... | Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe ro... |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the
meas... |
