| "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss... | "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the
teacher. ... |
| A chap went up to the counter in the
library
a... | A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
were
sen... |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin... | A man
is calling on his best friend
to pay a c... |
| A man is fibbing
away about how
great things a... | A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The e... |
| A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertake... | A monster and a zombie went into a
funeral hom... |
| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
the game ... | A woman goes into a funeral home to make
arrange... |
| A woman goes into the local newspaper
office t... | An English guy was very ill and his son
went t... |
| At the inquest
into her husband's
death by foo... | Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried s... |
| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?... | Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at... |
| Did you hear about the two men who were
cremat... | Did you hear someone has invented a
coffin tha... |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.... | Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't wor... |
| First ghoul: You don't look too well
today.
Se... | How do you make a Venetian
blind?
Poke him in t... |
| I was so sorry
to hear you buried
your mother ... | I've been e-mailing William
Shakespeare.
Willia... |
| If a man was born in England, raised in
Americ... | If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
in
Engla... |
| My brother's a professional boxer.
Heavyweight ?... | Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for ... |
| Q: What is the
definition of
Death?
A: When y... | Question: What
did the dead raccoon
say in his... |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
and child... | Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I ... |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea... | The man who
was about to die said
to the Sheri... |
| There was a great loss today in the
entertainmen... | This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his ... |
| Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna call... | Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
fresh bl... |
| Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's ... | Waiter, waiter! There's a
dead fly
in my soup.... |
| What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washing... | What did the little kid do with the
dead
batte... |
| What do you call a man who has been
dead and bur... | What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blo... |
| What has four legs, a tail,
whiskers and flies... | What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by ... |
| What is the difference between a
musician and a ... | What is the last thing you eat before
you die?... |
| What kind of ghosts haunt operating
theatres?
... | What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
the air... |
| What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
Dead sail... | What's the difference between a very
old, shaggy... |
| When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, wh... | Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
The Dea... |
| Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Be... | Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a driv... |
| Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Be... | Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because m... |
| Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon... |
