| "Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the ... | "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
y... |
| "I came in to
make an appointment with the
den... | "I came in to make an appointment with the
denti... |
| "Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
beg... | A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
... |
| A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
offic... | A man went to his dentist because he feels
som... |
| A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nast... | A patient came to
his dentist with problems
wi... |
| Anyone know the six most frightening words in
... | As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear... |
| At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
... | believe that the members of the dental
profess... |
| Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining... | Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me? ... |
| Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no ... | Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any ... |
| Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
painless.
Patient: I'... | Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but ... |
| Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be an... | Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
love... |
| Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
gar... | Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've ... |
| Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy'... | Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at... |
| How many dentists does it take to change a
lig... | I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterd... |
| I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do so... | Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
mon... |
| Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be pa... | Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices... |
| Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dent... | Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
... |
| Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, ... | Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day wi... |
| Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold... | Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the... |
| Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
... | Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis... |
| What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his t... | What did the dentist say to the
computer?...Th... |
| What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You ha... | What did the dentist see at the
North
Pole?...... |
| What did the tooth say to the departing
dentis... | What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
dril... |
| What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil Mc... | What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
lit... |
| What does a dentist do on a
roller
coaster?...... | What game did the dentist play
when she
was a ... |
| What is a dentist's office?
A filling
station. | What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who w... |
| What time is it when you have to go to the
den... | What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long... |
| What was the dentist doing in
Panama?...Looking ... | What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you ... |
| Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
f... | While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woma... |
| Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania... | Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled o... |
| Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the ... | Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...... |
| Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they a... | Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
B... |
| Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
alway... | Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of ... |
| Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up sh... | Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assi... |
