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h... |
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They
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by a State
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complaining
t... | Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force
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spe... | How many
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dictapho... |
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After getting laid, they
t... | My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
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e... |
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about the conceited
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blonde paint?
... |
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A: You
skip ... |
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of... | Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
... |
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blonde's
boyfrien... | Q: How do you
know a blonde likes you?
A:
She... |
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A:
Giv... | Q: How do you find a blind man
in a nudist
col... |
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blonde pregnant?
A:
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knees?
A... |
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vi... | Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches
orgas... |
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A: She pulls
dow... |
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A1:
(Acti... | Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
sex?
A:... |
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sh... |
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A: You
never ... | Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ... |
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... |
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hooker?
A:... |
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gynecolo... | Q: What are the
small bumps around a woman s
n... |
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la... | Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
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to... |
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ma... |
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per... | Q: What did the blonde say
during a
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to... |
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A... | Q: What do blondes and
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ha... | Q: What do men and sperm
have in
common?
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and
an... | Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the
be... |
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that can suck a
g... | Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A
wast... |
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bag of
sug... | Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
PMS?
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blond... | Q: What do you call a truckload
of
vibrators?
... |
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chocolate?
A... | Q: What do you call two blondes in a
canoe?
A... |
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screen door and a blonde have
i... |
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have
between ... | Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
com... |
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"Ar... | Q: What does a blonde say after multiple
orgasms... |
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blondes ... | Q: What is
that insensitive bit at the base
of... |
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A: She wants 8
(ate... | Q: What is 68 to a blonde?
A: Where she
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A: It
gives ... | Q: What is a four-letter
word that ends in
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... | Q: What is it that
all men have one of;
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wo... | Q: What is the definition
of the perfect
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the difference between a G-Spot
and ... |
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a
blonde... | Q: What's the definition
of a
teenager?
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between Indiana
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div... |
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blo... | Q: Whats
the difference between a 90s woman
an... |
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purple and
pin... | Q: Whats the difference between erotic and
kinky... |
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... | Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
... |
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did the blonde give a blow job after
se... | Q: Why
do blondes always drink with
straws?
... |
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A: When they
ar... | Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys
like ... |
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A: They
irritate... | Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more
brain
cell... |
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h... | Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for
scre... |
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... | Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to
... |
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condom?... | Q: Why did the blonde have
a
hysterectomy?
... |
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microwave... | Q: Why do blonde's
get confused in the
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A: So
they kn... | Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????
A:
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A:
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difficult to make eye
co... |
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A:
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blonde's?... |
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A: So men will
talk ... | Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up
... |
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con... | Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: T... |
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A: Coz no man
wo... | Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and
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men's
brains?
A: Beca... | Q: WHY DON`T
BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
A:
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Australia?
A:
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white... |
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jo... | Question: What
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dinosaur?
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... | The blonde was at
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... | The president got off the helicopter in
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tradition... | Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
... |
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They're... | They now have an Italian airline that flies out
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in ... | This guy
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standi... |
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abou... | This woman goes into a dentist's office,
after... |
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anyth... | Three blondes are
sitting on a park bench
eati... |
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th... | Three guys are
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drunk ... |
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... | Two elderly Southern women are
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W... | Two teenagers wander off to the bushes
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"Y... | What are
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water?
"H... |
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Stand back, I
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saggy... |
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tree... | What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"I
don... |
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water?
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gynecologis... |
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type? | What do you get when you cross an Owl
and a
Ro... |
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common?
Once ... | What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
ba... |
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One
sq... | What is it when a man talks dirty to
a
woman?
... |
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man?
$... | What is the definition of 'making love'?
Somet... |
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between a drug pusher
a... | What is the difference between a frog and a
horn... |
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if your girlfriend starts
s... | What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
A
subma... |
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bonu... | What's the difference between a rooster and a
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68; at 69 you
ha... | What's the ultimate rejection?
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mast... |
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true love, and
s... | Whats the difference
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tensio... |
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... | While away at a convention, an
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h... | Why
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a... |
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... | Why are electric trains like a
mother's
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cross the
road?
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hunters make the best lovers?
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women blink during
foreplay?
They d... |
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love... | Why is
sex like a game of bridge? -You
don't n... |
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big ... | Why is food better than men?
Because you
don't ... |
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When she takes
i... | Why is the space between a
woman's breasts
and... |
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wa... | Why were men given larger brains
than
dogs?
S... |
| Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when
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... |
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arrives... | Women need a reason to have
sex. Men just
need... |
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