| A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another
... | A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
... |
| A local business was
looking for office help.
... | A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said... |
| A man and his son were
shovelling the driveway
... | A man is
walking down the street when he hears
... |
| A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet t... | A man took his Rottweiler to the
vet and said
... |
| A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
... | A man was very proud of his guard
dog, he would ... |
| Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats
... | Alsation: How come
you are always so well
beha... |
| Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
Beagle:
... | Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
Chihuahua:
Oka... |
| Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? ... | Alsation: What is your
favorite holiday?
Chi... |
| Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping
tri... | Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
No need to, it
alr... |
| Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
bark... | Four workers
were discussing how smart their
d... |
| How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped ... | How can if
you have a stupid dog ?
It
chases ... |
| How can you make a basset hound fast?
Take
awa... | How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
The
tomat... |
| How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
The
el... | How did the Chihuahua disappear
on the road?
... |
| How did the dog feel when he lost his
flashlig... | How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at
... |
| How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her
... | How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her
... |
| How did the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24
ca... | How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry
... |
| How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry
a... | How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a... |
| How do
you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a
... | How do you find your dog if
he's lost in the
w... |
| How do you keep a dog from barking in your
fro... | How do you make a dog
float?
Take two
scoops ... |
| How do you stop a dog smelling ?
Put a peg on
i... | How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They
... |
| How many seasons are there in a dogs life
?
Jus... | I just spotted a Chihuahua!
That wasn't very
n... |
| If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching
... | My dog is great at math.
Really ?
Ask him
ho... |
| Paul got off
the elevator on the 40th floor
an... | Q. What did the dog say when he sat on
sand
pa... |
| Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't
w... | Q:
What do you say to a dog before he eats? -
... |
| Q:
Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one
e... | Q: How did bulldogs get such flat
noses? - A:
... |
| Q: How do you get a dog to stop
barking in the
... | Q: What
happened when the dog went to the flea
... |
| Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
pa... | Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
bark... |
| Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
- A: A
R... | Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A
... |
| Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The... | Q: What's got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike
Ty... |
| Q: When is a strange dog
most likely to go
int... | Q: When's the best time to take your doberman
pi... |
| Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it... | Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So... |
| Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
... | Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of
it's
f... |
| Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
his legs
are... | The front door
was accidentally left open and
... |
| Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by ... | Two women, who are dog owners,
are arguing
whi... |
| Upon
entering the little country store, the
st... | What artistic dog
chews a lot and follows the
... |
| What did the angry man sing
when he found his
... | What did the cowboy say when the bear ate
Lassie... |
| What did the dog do when the panhandler
put
th... | What did the dog do with the history
professor?
... |
| What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by
6... | What did the dog say to the pig?
You are just a
... |
| What did the dog say when he chased his
tail?
T... | What did the dog take when he was run down?
The
... |
| What did the dog use to
make his
kite?
Flypap... | What did the dog use to make his
kite?
Flypap... |
| What did the elephant say when it saw the
Chih... | What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
... |
| What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
... | What do dogs have that
no other animal has
?
... |
| What do you
call a litter of young dogs who
ha... | What do you
get if you cross a labrador and a
... |
| What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky
h... | What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky
h... |
| What do you call a boring
dog?
A
dull-mation... | What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
?
... |
| What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy
... | What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It
doesn'... |
| What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly
colli... | What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A
d... |
| What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell
... | What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
! |
| What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
! | What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
Get a
... |
| What do you get if cross two young dogs with a
p... | What do you get if you
cross a dog and a sheep
... |
| What do you get if you cross
a giraffe with a
... | What do you get if you cross a
computer and a
... |
| What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an
A... | What do you get if you cross a dog
with a
kang... |
| What do you get if you cross a dog and a
cheet... | What do you get if you cross a dog with a
blin... |
| What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog
?... | What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde
... |
| What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a
... | What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
... |
| What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
r... | What do you get if you take a really big dog out
... |
| What do you get when you cross a
Doberman with
... | What do you get when you cross a collie with a
... |
| What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an ... | What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
A
t... |
| What dog
is a cousin to the Dalmatian?
A
spo... | What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
A
g... |
| What dog do other dogs go to when they
are
sic... | What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
... |
| What dog is always tired in London?
An English
... | What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee
... |
| What dog sweats the most and drinks the most
w... | What dog takes the money and runs fast!
A
payh... |
| What dog wears a white coat and does science
e... | What dog wears contact lenses ?
A cock-eyed
spa... |
| What dog wears contact lenses ?
A cock-eyed
spa... | What dog would you want on your American football ... |
| What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
... | What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
... |
| What dogs never get lost?
Newfound-lands! | What game do 18 dogs like to
play during the
s... |
| What happened to the
dog that ate nothing but
... | What happened to the dog that fell into a
lens... |
| What happened when the dog went to the flea circus... | What happened when the shaggy dog
swallowed a
... |
| What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
... | What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand
... |
| What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
The
... | What is a baseball dog?
One that chases
fowls. |
| What is a Chihuahua's
favorite sport?
Miniat... | What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
A
chew-... |
| What is a dog who crosses the street twice in
... | What is a dog's favourite food ?
Anything that
... |
| What is a dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1
dro... | What is a dogs favourite flower ?
Anything in
y... |
| What is black and white and red all over?
A
Dal... | What is black and white and red all over?
A
Ch... |
| What is brown
and gray, has eight legs, and is
... | What is taller when it sits down than
when it
... |
| What is the
best way to follow a lost dog's
pa... | What is the best kind of dog to ask for
direct... |
| What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at ... | What is the difference between a barking dog and
... |
| What is the difference between a dog and
a
mai... | What is the difference between Father
Christma... |
| What is the difference between Father Christmas
... | What is the dogs
favourite city ?
New
Yorkie ... |
| What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid
... | What is worse than a
dog howling at the
moon?
... |
| What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
Pooched... | What kind
of pants do you buy for your pet
Chi... |
| What kind of computers do chihuahuas like
best?
... | What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A
beard... |
| What kind of dog can tell time?
A
clockshund! | What kind of dog can you best see in the
dark?
... |
| What kind of dog chases anything
red ?
A
bull... | What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
... |
| What kind of dog is a person's best friend?
A
... | What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A paint
... |
| What kind of dog is the smartest?
A great
brai... | What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud
... |
| What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud
... | What kind of dog sounds
like you can eat it
?
... |
| What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?
A
... | What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?... |
| What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog
?
Ch... | What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
Fi-... |
| What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats
l... | What place of business helps dogs who have lost
... |
| What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound ... | What should you do if you have a basset hound over... |
| What should you do if you see a vicious
dog?
Ho... | What should you know before you teach your
dog
... |
| What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A
pe... | What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A
pe... |
| What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
About
s... | What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no... |
| What would you call a nine day old dog in
Russ... | What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a... |
| What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a... | What's a dog favourite hobby ?
Collecting
fleas... |
| When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
... | When does a dog go "moo" ?
When it is learning
... |
| When does a dog go "moo" ?
When it is learning
... | When George Washington was a general, why did he
... |
| When is a black dog not a black dog ?
When
it's... | When is a dog most impolite?
When he points. |
| When is the
most likely time that a stray dog
... | When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what ... |
| Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
... | Where do Eskimos train
their dogs ?
In the
mu... |
| Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into... | Where do you usually find dogs?
It all depends
... |
| Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a
... | Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog. |
| Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep
the... | Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep
the... |
| Which dog is always without
a tail?
A hot
dog... | Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in
dis... |
| Which dog tastes better when eaten?
A hot
dog. | Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho
M... |
| Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?... | Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
They're
sh... |
| Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
... | Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato
... |
| Why did the dog have a gleam in his
eye?
Someon... | Why did the dog jump into the sea?
He wanted to
... |
| Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for
a
... | Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a
watchd... |
| Why did the dog say he was an
actor?
His
leg ... | Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
By mistake he
... |
| Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because
h... | Why did the dog's owner think his dog
was a
gr... |
| Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He
wa... | Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children... |
| Why didn't the dog
speak to his foot
?
Becaus... | Why didn't the dog play
cards on his ocean
cru... |
| Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because
... | Why do Chihuahuas have such short
necks?
Bec... |
| Why do dogs
run in circles ?
Because its
hard... | Why do dogs bury bones in
the ground
?
Becaus... |
| Why do dogs turn around three
times before
lyi... | Why do dogs wag their
tails ?
"Because no
one... |
| Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for
... | Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the
onl... |
| Why does the Hound of the
Baskervilles turn
ro... | Why doesn't a dog
ever have a nose 12 inches
l... |
| Why is a dog like a baseball
player?
He
runs ... | Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs
fo... |
| Why is a dog so
warm in Summer?
He wears a
co... | Why is a dog with a lame leg
like adding 6 and
... |
| Why is it called a "litter" of
puppies
?
Beca... | Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a
keybo... |
| Why should you never watch a video with a
Chih... | Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
All her
chi... |
| Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or... |
