| 'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' sa... | A boy with an elephant on his head went to
see a... |
| An elephant was walking in a park. With each
ste... | Bill:"My homework is really difficult
tonight, I... |
| Have you heard about the
elephant that
went on... | How
do you get an elephant into a
matchbox ?
... |
| How
do you make an elephant sandwich?
First ... | How can you tell if there is
an elephant
in yo... |
| How do you fit
five elephants into a car
?
Tw... | How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on
four ... |
| How do you know that peanuts are
fattening ?
... | How do you raise a baby elephant ?
With a
fork ... |
| How do you stop an angry elephant from
charging ... | How does an elephant get down from a tree
?
He ... |
| How does an elephant get out of a small car
?
T... | How does an elephant go up a tree?
It
stands o... |
| How to elephants talk to each other ?
By
'eleph... | How to you tell the
difference between an
elep... |
| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
pow... | It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
jungle s... |
| My elephants got no trunk ?
How does it
smell ?... | Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
the ... |
| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
t... | Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
ton... |
| Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What
have ... | Teacher: "Name six
wild
animals"
Pupil:"Four ... |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant
?"
... | Teacher:"To which family
does the
elephant bel... |
| Two elephants jumped off a
cliff.......
BOOM B... | What animals were last
to leave the ark
?
The... |
| What did Tarzan say when he saw the
elephants ... | What did the baby elephant get when
the
daddy ... |
| What did the elephant say to the famous
detect... | What did the elephant say when the man
grabbed
... |
| What did the grape say when the
elephant
stood... | What did the hotel manager say to the
elephant
... |
| What do
elephants sing at christmas
?
Noel-ep... | What do elephants do in
the evenings
?
Watch ... |
| What do elephants say as a compliment
?
You loo... | What do you call an
elephant that lies
across ... |
| What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A j... | What do you call an elephant creeping through
th... |
| What do you call an elephant that can't do
sum... | What do you call an elephant with a
carrot in ... |
| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up
it... | What do you call the rabbit up the
elephant's
... |
| What do you do with old cannon balls
?
Give the... | What do you find in an elephants graveyard
?
El... |
| What do you get if
you cross an elephant
with ... | What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
k... |
| What do you give an elephant with big feet
?
Pl... | What does a bald elephant
wear for a
toupee?
... |
| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly
?
... | What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
mone... |
| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
An
elep... | What is a baby elephant after he is five
weeks
... |
| What is an elephants favourite film
?
Elephanta... | What is stronger an elephant or a snail
?
A sna... |
| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
?
G... | What is worse than raining cats and dogs
?
Rain... |
| What kind of elephants live in Antartica
?
Cold... | What pill would you give to an elephant that
c... |
| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
... | What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
An
eleph... |
| What's as big as an elephant but
weighs
nothin... | What's big and grey and lives in
a lake
in Sco... |
| What's big and grey and protects
you
from the ... | What's big and grey and wears a mask
?
The elep... |
| What's big, grey and flies straight up
?
An ele... | What's blue and has big ears ?
An
elephant at t... |
| What's grey and goes round and round ?
An
eleph... | What's grey and lights up ?
An electric
elephan... |
| What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an ho... | What's grey and never needs ironing ?
A
drip dr... |
| What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every
twenty... | What's grey but turns red ?
An
embarrassed elep... |
| What's grey, beautiful and wears glass
slippers ... | What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers
and ch... |
| What's grey, stands in a river when it
rains a... | What's the
difference between a sick
elephant ... |
| What's the best way to see a charging herd
of ... | What's the difference
between an
elephant and ... |
| What's the difference between
an African
eleph... | What's the difference between an elephant
and
... |
| What's the difference between an elephant
and
... | What's the difference between an elephant
and a ... |
| What's the difference between an injured
elephan... | What's yellow on the outside and grey on the
i... |
| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant
?... | Who do elephants get their christmas
presents ... |
| Who lost a herd of elephants ?
Big bo peep
! | Why are elephants grey ?
So you can tell
them f... |
| Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Beca... | Why are elephants wiser than chickens
?
Have ... |
| Why did the
elephant eat the candle
?
For lig... | Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
... |
| Why did the elephant cross the road
?
Because t... | Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He
wanted... |
| Why did the elephant jump in
the lake
when it ... | Why did the elephant paint
himself with
differ... |
| Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it
was ... | Why do
elephants do well in school
?
Because ... |
| Why do
elephants live in the
jungle?
Because ... | Why do elephants eat raw food ?
Because
they do... |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because
they wou... | Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because
they've ... |
| Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So
they wo... | Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
caviar?
Beca... |
| Why do elephants squirt
water through
their no... | Why do the elephants have short tails
?
Because... |
| Why does an elephant
wear sneakers
?
So that ... | Why don't elephants like martinis?
Have
you eve... |
| Why don't elephants like playing cards in
the
... | Why is an elephant braver
than a hen
?
Becaus... |
| Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimm... |
