| "Do you really believe your husband when he
te... | "I
caught a twenty pound salmon last
week."
... |
| "I didn't see you in church last Sunday,
Nigel. ... | "What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"
"Th... |
| A
man was fishing in the jungle. After a
while... | A couple of young guys were fishing
at
their s... |
| A father and son went fishing one day. While
the... | A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
mar... |
| A guy
rings his boss and says "I can't
come to... | A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
... |
| A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover
... | A small town Doctor was famous in the area for
... |
| An Irish priest loved to fly
fish, it was
an o... | An old
lady saw a little boy with a
fishing-ro... |
| Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
... | Far away in the tropical waters of the
Caribbe... |
| Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?
B... | Fishing rule #1: The least experienced
fisherm... |
| Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
w... | George went fishing, but at the end of the day
... |
| Have you seen
the new fishing
website?
No, it... | Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
f... |
| Heard the one about the three blondes that
wen... | Henry's son, David, burst into the
house,
cryi... |
| How did the fish's tail get stuck in
the
ancho... | How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a ... |
| How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
! | How do you
tune a fish?
With its
scales! |
| How do you communicate
with a fish?
You
drop ... | How do you get around fast on the bottom of
the ... |
| How do you post a fish?
You send it COD
... or... | How many fishermen does it take to change a
li... |
| How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice
f... | How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
b... |
| I was given the ultimatum 3
weeks ago. She
sai... | I was glad when one fish got
away.
There just... |
| If you're fishing on ice, you should
never
tel... | It was well known that a certain lake was very
p... |
| Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Ar... | MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
O'Ba... |
| Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed
her... | Mother
to daughter advice: Cook a man a
fish a... |
| One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful
bea... | One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
drille... |
| One day, two guys Joe and Bob
were out
fishing... | One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all
his ... |
| Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
p... | Q. Where do
fish sleep?
A. In a
river bed |
| Q. Where does
a fish keep his
money
A. In t... | Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a l... |
| Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one... | Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
concrete... |
| Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
... | Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:
... |
| Standing at the
edge of the lake, a man
saw a ... | The fishing season hasn't opened and a
fisherm... |
| The little kid sat on the side of the road
with ... | There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
the ... |
| Three
fishermen were fishing when they
came up... | Three
priests were fishing on a boat when
they... |
| Three guys were fishing in a lake one day,
whe... | Tim once took his small cousin with him while
he... |
| To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan ... | Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
ha... |
| Two fishermen were out
on the lake when
one of... | Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
to ... |
| Two Irishmen were walking down the street with
... | Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first ... |
| Two Virginia rednecks go on
a fishing
trip. Th... | Two young men were out in the woods on a
camping... |
| What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piec... | What did Noah do while spending time on the
ark ... |
| What did the
fish do when his piano
sounded od... | What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
... |
| What did the sardine call the
submarine ?
A ... | What do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines! |
| What do naked fish play with ?
Bare-a-cudas ! | What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salm... |
| What do you call a big fish who makes you an
o... | What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks
too... |
| What do you call a deaf fishing boat
captain?
... | What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fish ! |
| What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon
Rushd... | What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish o... |
| What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a t... | What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
bird's ... |
| What do you get if you cross a trout with an
a... | What fish do road-menders use ?
Pneumatic
kril... |
| What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A
moto... | What fish is best to have in a boat?
A
Sailfis... |
| What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut
but... | What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
! |
| What fish sounds like a telephone?
Herring, he... | What is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish! |
| What is dry on the outside, filled with water
an... | What is the difference between a fisherman
and... |
| What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
on?
... | What kind of fish is useful in freezing
weather ... |
| What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
... | What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net p... |
| What kind of musical
instrument can you
use fo... | What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's sca... |
| What sort of net is
useless for catching
fish ... | What TV game show do fish like best?
Name
that ... |
| What was the name of Tom
Sawyer's
fish?
Huckl... | What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
... |
| What will santa bring your fish this
christmas... | What's a sea serpent's favourite
meal?
Fish and... |
| What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have
some... | What's the difference between an angler and a
... |
| When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
... | Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head a... |
| Where do fish
come from?
Finland! | Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin ! |
| Where do you go to meet the
best fish?
It do... | Which fish can perform operations ?
A
Sturgeon... |
| Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish
- I... | Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelf... |
| While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
... | Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack
the... |
| Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear
? ... | Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Ever
seen a ... |
| Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don't
like... | Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for
things ... |
| Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schoo... | Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes
the... |
| Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
?... | Why do penguins eat fish?
Because donuts
get s... |
| Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Because it
has i... | Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally ... |
| Why should you use six hooks on your fishing
l... |
