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57 jokes found beginning in category "Frog jokes".

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 A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He s...  A librarian was quietly working when three chick... 
 How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !  How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide ! 
 How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They ...  I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought on... 
 Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, se...  Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truc... 
 Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? ...  Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, b... 
 Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatev...  What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sur... 
 What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !  What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ... 
 What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !  What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An ol... 
 What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagg...  What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ... 
 What do you call a girl with a frog in her hai...  What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded ... 
 What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded r...  What do you call the English Toad Prize giving ... 
 What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? ...  What do you get if cross a science fiction film ... 
 What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? ...  What do you get if you cross a frog with a dec... 
 What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ...  What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's ne... 
 What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new...  What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in ... 
 What does a frog say when it washes car window...  What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Mors... 
 What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ...  What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll cr... 
 What jumps up and down in front of a car ? F...  What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad s... 
 What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !  What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops ! 
 Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !  Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A f... 
 Whats green and goes round and round at 100 mi...  Whats green and goes round and round at 100 mi... 
 Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he cr...  Whats white on the outside, green on the inside ... 
 When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing t...  Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croa... 
 Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? ...  Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn sho... 
 Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed t...  Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? ... 
 Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? ...  Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because ... 
 Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out f...  Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? T... 
 Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always ...  Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a... 
 Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un ... 




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