| A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when ... | A man walks outside to his car for work, when
he... |
| Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first
date! | Do you know a
favourite expression used by
the... |
| How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an e... | How come the giant Ape climbed up
the side
of ... |
| How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
a... | How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
Cale... |
| How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
contest?... | How did the dog warn its master that a
Gorilla... |
| How did the obscene telephone caller get
attac... | How do we know that Apes are
like fish
after a... |
| How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ... | How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it
wai... |
| How do you prepare a Gorilla
sundae?
Your sta... | How do you stop a
thundering herd of
Apes?
Ho... |
| How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When ... | If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Goril... |
| If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a ... | If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
... |
| Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of ... | Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
race?... |
| Q: What do you get when you put an
experimenta... | Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a
tre... |
| Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were
rais... | Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
the tree
?
... |
| Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:
They h... | What did George Washington have to do with
Goril... |
| What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gor... | What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His... |
| What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'C... | What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who... |
| What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from ... | What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Pa... |
| What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything ... | What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of ... |
| What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The ... | What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pre... |
| What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in ... | What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?... |
| What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gori... | What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus... |
| What happens when you throw
one banana to
two ... | What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorill... |
| What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The... | What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Goril... |
| What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and ... | What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
... |
| What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonatha... | When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cook... |
| When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
wher... | Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the b... |
| Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh S... | Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Na... |
| Which city holds the record for the most
suicide... | Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-... |
| Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A
fiend... | Which operetta make the Gorilla
crack
up?
Nut... |
| Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorill... | Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
anoth... |
| Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape'... | Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
most?
Gor... |
| Who is the Gorillas' favourite
playwright?
Eu... | Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of
re... |
| Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They're
willing to ... | Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
make it
in th... |
| Why did both Germany and the U.S
want to
hire ... | Why did the
actor fire his Gorilla
agent?
The... |
| Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invis... | Why did the
Gorilla enlist in the ragged
conti... |
| Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He
wante... | Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had
little... |
| Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An
advertiseme... | Why do Apes
love to go to school in bad
neighb... |
| Why do apes climb to the tops of
buildings?
The... | Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want
to c... |
| Why do primates do so
well in show
biz?
Put a... | Why do the Gorillas
like Jimmy
Carter?
They d... |
| Why do waiters
like Gorillas better than
flies... | Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape
mo... |
