| A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the... | A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked... |
| A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says,... | a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally not... |
| A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's l... | A man and a little boy entered a
barbershop
to... |
| A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While ... | A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that... |
| A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to R... | A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hai... |
| After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a ... | America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today,... |
| Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fre... | Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you ... |
| Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Custo... | Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
... |
| Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
... | Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
... |
| Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber... | Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can ... |
| Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for ... | First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and did... |
| For what person do all men take off
their hats?
... | Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down ... |
| How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the ... | How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts th... |
| How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollar... | I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke... |
| I want a hair cut please.
Certainly,
which one... | If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how ... |
| Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair... | Janet came home from school and asked
her moth... |
| Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting ... | Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who... |
| Look at that bald man over there.
It's the fir... | My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves. ... |
| Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
gets i... | Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
hair?
... |
| Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any lon... | The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the ... |
| There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - pa... | What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet... |
| What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A '... | What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A c... |
| What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald po... | What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
... |
| What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser wit... | What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a... |
| What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
... | What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy ! |
| What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
... | What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outs... |
| What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
C... | What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald an... |
| When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
g... | Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A b... |
| Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some f... | Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?... |
| Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because ... | Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they... |
| Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they... | Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
woo... |
| Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was ... | Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a gre... |
| YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK ... | Your so bald your bald |
| Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking. |
