96 jokes found beginning in category "Horse jokes".
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"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the ...
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man i...
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and ...
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, ...
As horses say to one another. Any friend of you...
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got...
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, w...
Did you hear about the horse with the negative...
Did you hear about the man who named his horse...
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He w...
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told...
Did you hear about the horse that has made a d...
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't t...
Did you hear about the man with five keen sens...
Did you hear about the man who received a tip ...
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but ...
Did you hear about the overweight man who took...
Did you hear about the race horse that was so ...
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Gi...
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" ...
How did the instructor try to make horse riding ...
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are ...
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pai...
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each...
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of ...
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? ...
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck...
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a ...
What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh whi...
What did the city worker say after his first eve...
What did the wife say to the undertaker when h...
What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? ...
What do you call a horse that's been all around ...
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds...
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A h...
What do you call the horse than lives next door?...
What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
What does ever horse and rider do at the same ti...
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Som...
What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Tw...
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw...
What happened to the horse that swallowed a doll...
What happened to the man who owned a riding acad...
What has four legs and see just as well from e...
What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tenni...
What is a horses favourite kind of party? A st...
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where ...
What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ab...
What is the best type of story to tell a runaw...
What is the difference between a horse and a duc...
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A...
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, be...
What kind of horse can swim underwater without...
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of ...
What person strives to ensure safety for horses?...
What's another name for an assistant stable clea...
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A...
What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A ...
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride ...
When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park th...
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the brid...
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspita...
Which route should you take through the woods ...
Who did the breeder call when his horse was po...
Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They ha...
Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold ...
Why did the artist put on a show of horse pain...
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? ...
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He tho...
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? B...
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To chan...
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the kn...
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoo...
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large l...
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because...
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both beg...
Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it ca...
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses...
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the ho...
Why is it difficult to identify horses from th...
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both...
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?...
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was ...
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some h...
Why was the horseman fired from his job of sad...
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomi...
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because b...
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? H...
You said it was a great horse and it is. It too...
You said this horse could jump as high as a te...
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