| A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
sal... | A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
sa... |
| Boy: What's the biggest ant in the
world?
Gi... | Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their ... |
| First Caribou:
What well-known cartoon
charact... | First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can... |
| First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycl... | First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up
trash?
Se... |
| How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a f... | How can you tell if you are looking at
a
polic... |
| How can you tell which end of a worm is which
?
... | How do
you spot a modern spider ?
He
doesn't ... |
| How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calori... | How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady... |
| How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady
gl... | How do stones
stop moths eating your
clothes ?... |
| How do we know that insects are so clever
?
Bec... | How do you find where a flea has bitten you
?
S... |
| How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
?
... | How do you make a
glow worm happy ?
Cut
off h... |
| How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out
of t... | How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fl... |
| How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
fle... | How does a queen bee get around her hive
?
She'... |
| How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A
hu... | How to fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking ! |
| How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking ! | If a flea and a
fly pass each other what
time ... |
| If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
... | One ant was running across an unopened box of
... |
| One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
as... | Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
whe... |
| Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepp... | Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to
work?
A... |
| QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
that
has ... | Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what ... |
| Two fleas where running across the top of a
cere... | Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
... |
| What
did the bee say to the naughty bee
?
Bee... | What are ants called when they run away very
fas... |
| What are spiders webs good
for ?
Spiders
! | What are the cleverest bees ?
Spelling bees
! |
| What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee ... | What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
alon... |
| What did
the woodworm say to the chair
?
It's... | What did one centipede say to the other
centip... |
| What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got
to ... | What did one flea say
to the other after a
nig... |
| What did one mosquito say to
another when
they... | What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello
hone... |
| What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
S... | What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not t... |
| What did the earwig say as it fell down the
stai... | What did the maggot say to another ?
What's
a n... |
| What did the maggot say to his friend when he
go... | What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey... |
| What did the spider say to the fly ?
We're
gett... | What did the spider say when he broke his new
... |
| What did the wife spider say to her
husband
wh... | What did the worm say to the other when he was
... |
| What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum ! | What do bees do if they want to use public
tra... |
| What do insects learn at school ?
Mothmatics
! | What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
A
sp... |
| What do you call a bee who's had a spell put
o... | What do you call a big irish spider ?
Paddy
lon... |
| What do you call a grasshopper
with no legs
?
... | What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?
Decada... |
| What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp. | What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A b... |
| What do you call an ant with
frog's legs?
An... | What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with ... |
| What do you get if you cross a
tarantula
with ... | What do you get if you cross a bee with a door
... |
| What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
c... | What do you get if you cross a firefly
and
a m... |
| What do you get if you cross a moth with a
fir... | What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a
fl... |
| What do you get if you cross a spider and an
e... | What do you get if you cross a worm
and an
ele... |
| What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
... | What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
wit... |
| What do you get when you cross a bell with a
b... | What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A
humburger ... |
| What does a bee say before it
stings you
?
Th... | What does a cat go to sleep on ?
A
caterpillow ... |
| What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day
?
T... | What does a queen bee do when she burps
?
Issue... |
| What does a spider do when he
gets angry
?
He... | What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum
hum ... |
| What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A
firefly w... | What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A
cent... |
| What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a
cold... | What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying
backwards ! |
| What happened to the man who turned into an
inse... | What happened when the chef found a daddy long
l... |
| What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
Half a
centipe... | What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A
mor... |
| What has antlers and sucks blood ?
A
moose-quit... | What has four wheels and flies ?
A rubbish
bin ... |
| What insect lives on
nothing ?
A moth,
becaus... | What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because ... |
| What insect runs away from everything ?
A
flee ... | What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug ! |
| What is a bee's favourite classical music
comp... | What is a flea's favourite book ?
The
itch-hike... |
| What is a mosquito's favourite sport
?
Skin-div... | What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The
newly... |
| What is black and yellow and buzzes along at
3... | What is life like for a wood worm ?
Boring
! |
| What is red and dangerous ?
Strawberry and
tara... | What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
! |
| What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An
eleph... | What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
A
wor... |
| What is the difference
between an elephant
and... | What is the difference between a
mosquito
and ... |
| What is the difference between a flea and a
wolf... | What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog... |
| What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog... | What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, on... |
| What is the most religious insect
?
A
mosque-... | What is the wasps' favorite song?
Just a
Spoon... |
| What is worse than an
alligator with
toothache... | What kind of
bee can keep an aeroplane dry
?
... |
| What kind of
wig can hear ?
An earwig
! | What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A
mumble... |
| What kind of bees hum and drop
things
?
A fum... | What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
Ath-fl... |
| What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Spin
do... | What lives in gum trees ?
Stick insects ! |
| What makes a glow worm glow ?
A light meal
! | What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
A
caterpi... |
| What to
you call a Russian flea ?
A
Moscow-it... | What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c
one! |
| What would happen if tarantulas were as big as
... | What's a bee-line ?
The shortest distance
betwe... |
| What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias ! | What's a bees favourite novel ?
The Great
Gats-... |
| What's a glow worms
favourite song
?
Wake me ... | What's black, yellow and covered in
blackberri... |
| What's more dangerous than being with a fool
?
... | What's the biggest moth in the
world
?
A mamm... |
| Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
! | Where do bees keep their money ?
In a honey
box... |
| Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital. | Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an
a... |
| Which fly captured the ladybird?
The
dragon-fl... | Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug
! |
| Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecas... | Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee g... |
| Who is the bees favourite singer ?
Sting
! | Who rode a dog and was a confederate general
d... |
| Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix
Pot... | Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag
?
... |
| Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get ... | Why are mosquitos religious ?
They prey on
you ... |
| Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have
webbe... | Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always
spi... |
| Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He
was... | Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wa... |
| Why did the firefly keep stealing things
?
What... | Why did the fly fly ? |
| Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
To
imp... | Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
?
... |
| Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
... | Why did the spider
buy a car ?
So he
could ta... |
| Why didn't the two worms get on
Noah's
Ark in ... | Why do
bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse
of the... |
| Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't
whistle ! | Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten
the... |
| Why do worms taste like chewing gum
?
Because t... | Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because
they're ... |
| Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
Because
the... | Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mos... |
| Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
... | Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was
pla... |
| Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her
chi... | Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
... |
| Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept
picking... | Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ... |
