| Can you show me how to
use the
Internet?
I'd ... | Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
... |
| Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at
first....bu... | Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum
warned ... |
| Do you like
surfing the net?
Oh yes,
I've rea... | Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're
e-larious! |
| Do you want some help using the Internet,
son?
... | Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Inte... |
| Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
on ... | Does your dog know how how to
surf the
interne... |
| Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No... | Have you got the address of the butter
website... |
| Have you heard that there's a new
mountain web... | Have you seen
www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I f... |
| Have you seen
www.brokenglass.com?
Yes, but i... | Have you seen
www.needleinahaystack.com?
Yes,... |
| Have you seen
www.shelterfromtherain.com?
Yes... | Have you seen
www.smallearthquake.com?
Yes, i... |
| Have you seen
www.quicksand.com?
Yes,
but it ... | Have you seen
www.usedmatch.com?
Yes,
but I d... |
| Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
Sorry, I
just ca... | Have you seen www.apathy.com?
No, and
quite hon... |
| Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I
return... | Have you seen www.busfull.com?
No, I'm
afraid t... |
| Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
Yes, but
it's a ... | Have you seen www.hook.com?
Yes, it's
already c... |
| Have you seen www.indecisive.com?
Yes and
no. | Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?
Yes, but
I fo... |
| Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?
Yes, but
I rea... | Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
I'm not
sure, ... |
| Have you seen www.square.com?
No, I
haven't got... | Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
Yes, I
can't ... |
| Have you seen www.tame.com?
Yes, but I'm
not wi... | Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
No,
I'll ket... |
| Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm... | Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
No, AND
STOP A... |
| Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit ... | How are you getting on
with the
Internet?
Sur... |
| How did the flea learn to use the
internet?
H... | How do heavy
metal bands surf the
web?
On the... |
| How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet. | How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
... |
| How do you fix a broken website?
With
stick e-t... | How do you make rude noises on the
Internet?
Wi... |
| How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With t... | I
see you've got your bill for using the
Inter... |
| I can't find a shark website....
That's
cos you... | I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
t... |
| I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spen... | I never thought that the Internet was very
use... |
| I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't yo... | I use the internet
to tell me what the
weather... |
| If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have... | My dog likes to sit down each evening and
surf t... |
| Our website should have more colour, more
game... | PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
straigh... |
| Q: How many internet mail list subscribers
does ... | Since you've discovered the Internet, you
don't ... |
| So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
An... | Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
if... |
| Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
ro... | Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fir... |
| Teacher: Why are you pushing
garlic into
the c... | What did Darth Vader say to the
Internet?
May t... |
| What did the hypnotist say when
he got
his own... | What did the maths homework website say to
the
... |
| What did the parrot say when he was using the
In... | What did the sausage say when it
couldn't log ... |
| What did you say to the policeman who spent
ei... | What did you think of our website?
A
little bit... |
| What do builders use to make
websites?
Com.cret... | What do internet football fans sing?
E we
go E ... |
| What do you call a fire at the Internet
cafe?
... | What do you call a ghost on the
Internet?
e-eri... |
| What do you call an alien surfing
the
Internet... | What do you call an Internet mystery?
An
e-nigm... |
| What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a d... | What do you get if you cross a giant ship
with t... |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant with
th... | What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a... |
| What do you get if you type
www.abcdefghijklmn... | What do you put in a www.ashing
machine?
Net cu... |
| What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
T... | What grows on the World Wide Web and
stings?
In... |
| What happened when the schoool bully went
netsur... | What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
... |
| What kind of doctor fixes broken
websites?
A ... | What sits in the middle of the world wide web
... |
| What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Choo'... | What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the
Net... |
| What's O. J. Simpson's Internet
address?
S... | What's the best city to search the
World
Wide ... |
| Where does
the Internet football team
play?
W... | Where is Pinocchio's website?
On the
splinterne... |
| Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wid... | Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the
Int... |
| Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Hap... | Who has the best website in the
jungle?
The Onl... |
| Who is the most popular
wizard on the
Internet... | Who is the oldest singer on the
Internet?
Click... |
| Who looks after the EuroDisney
website?
Mick e-... | Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie t... |
| Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
sur... | Who started the campfire website?
Some
bright s... |
| Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
keyboard?
w... | Who writes all his plays on the
Internet?
Will-... |
| Who writes hit musicals on the
Internet?
Andrew... | Who's the chief of the
internet?
E-ronimo! |
| Why are elephants no good at Net
surfing?
Becau... | Why are frogs no good at
websurfing?
Computers ... |
| Why couldn't the baby camel
surf the
Internet?... | Why did the mummy stop using the
Internet?
He w... |
| Why do beavers spend a
fortune on the
Internet... | Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
Internet?
... |
| Why do you keep going back to that fishing
web... | Why do you think your report should be on the
... |
| Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Becaus... | Why was the skeleton using the
Internet?
To bon... |
| You need to log on to the window repair
websit... | You're a big Internet fan aren't
you?
Yes - i... |
| You're a big internet fan, arn't
you?
Yes, I re... |
