| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older l... | "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to
... |
| "You seem to have more than the average
share ... | A
judge in a small city was hearing a
drunk-dr... |
| A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before P... | A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial ... |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
... | A convicted con man was recently found to be
i... |
| A defendant was
on trial for murder. There
was... | A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
hi... |
| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and... | A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see ... |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
aske... | A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
h... |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
"... | A local United Way office realized that it had
n... |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his
fr... | A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor... |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The
de... | An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
de... |
| At a
convention of biological scientists
one r... | Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
... |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recal... | First person: Do you know how to
save five
law... |
| Have you seen the current remake of the movie
... | How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other
lawye... |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut
the ... | How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving... |
| How many lawyers does it take to
change a
ligh... | How many lawyers does it take to grease a
comb... |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
drowning,... | If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
man... |
| If I had but one life to give for my country,
it... | If two lawyers were drowning,
and you could
on... |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head
... | In the construction
field, it is often
noted t... |
| It seems that a devout, good couple was about
... | Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."
... |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
wil... | Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
broken
nos... |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
don't... | The bartender asks him
"What'll you have?".
Th... |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospe... | What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie
sti... |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?
An
oxymoro... | What is black and brown and looks
good on a
la... |
| What is the proper weight for a
lawyer?
About... | What kind of clothes do lawyers
wear?
Lawsuits. |
| What's the
difference between a lawyer and
an ... | What's the difference between a lawyer
and
a
... |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In
a ... | Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer... |
| Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because i... | Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobod... |
| Why is
it that if you give a child an
encyclop... | Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
walk
onto ... |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
wa... | You're trapped in a room with a tiger,
a
rattl... |
