| A
woman of 35 thinks of having children. What
... | A husband was trying to prove to his wife
that
... |
| A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there i... | A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
... |
| A neighbor of
mine was bit by a stray rabid
do... | Anytime you see a young man open a car door for
... |
| Brian was dating
Lorraine and they were very
c... | Give a man a fish and he will
eat for a
day.
... |
| How are men like carpet
tiles?
If you lay
the... | How are men like noodles?
They are always in
ho... |
| How can you tell if a man is cheating on
you?
H... | How do you confuse a man?
You don't - they're
b... |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
Dump
him... | How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind
him ... |
| How is being at a singles bar
different from
g... | How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in
th... |
| How many men
does it take to open a beer?
... | How many men does it take to change a roll of
to... |
| How many men does it take to make
popcorn?
Fo... | If a man says something in the middle
of a
for... |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
... | Men
are like road kill.
They usually just
lie... |
| Men are
like computers.
Hard to figure out
an... | Men are
like high heels.
They're easy
to w... |
| Men are
like placemats.
They only show
up ... | Men are
like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy.
And... |
| Men are like
chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth
an... | Men are like
curling irons.
They're
always... |
| Men are like
lava lamps.
Fun to look
at, b... | Men are like
mascara.
They usually run
at ... |
| Men are like
power tools.
They make a lot
of ... | Men are like
soap operas.
They're fun to
watc... |
| Men are like animals:
messy, insensitive
and
... | Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot
of... |
| Men are like bike
helmets.
They are
handy ... | Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich,
ho... |
| Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and
y... | Men are like copiers.
You need them for
repr... |
| Men are like department
stores.
Their
clothes... | Men are like fine wine. They all
start out
lik... |
| Men are like government bonds.
They take so
... | Men are like horoscopes.
They always tell you
w... |
| Men are like mini skirts.
If you're not
care... | Men are like old
car tires.
Balding, full
of ... |
| Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best
... | Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their
... |
| Men are like remote controls.
Simple. Easy to
u... | Men are like shag
carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and
ex... |
| Men are like vacuum
cleaners.
They're not
muc... | Men don't
get lost; they discover alternative
... |
| Now do you save a man from drowning?
Take your
... | One day in the Garden of
Eden, Eve calls out
t... |
| One night a wife found her husband
standing
ov... | One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
... |
| Q.
How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By
su... | Q. How
are men like television
commercials?
A... |
| Q. How
does a man show he's planning for the
f... | Q. How can you tell if a man
is happy?
A.
Wh... |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A.
... | Q. How many men does it
take to wallpaper a
ba... |
| Q. What do most men
consider a gourmet
restaur... | Q. What do you
call a woman who knows where
he... |
| Q. What do you call a
handcuffed man?
A.
Trus... | Q. What do you instantly know
about a
well-dre... |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed
... | Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight
... |
| Q. What should you give a man who has
everything... | Q. What's a man's idea
of honestly in a
relati... |
| Q. What's the best way to force a man
to do
si... | Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A.... |
| Q. Where is the best place in a book
store to
... | Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A.
Becaus... |
| Q. Why do men buy electric
lawn mowers?
A.
S... | Q. Why do men like love at first site?
A. It
s... |
| Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites
at... | Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV
sports?
... |
| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that
... | Q. Why is the book "Women Who
Love Too Much" a
... |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill... | Q: How do you keep your
husband from reading
y... |
| Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving
... | Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a
... |
| Q: Men will brag that
there are women waiting
... | Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The
hand... |
| Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their
... | Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly... |
| Q: What's the best
way to kill a man?
A:
Put ... | Q: Why do men float better than
women?
A:
Bec... |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind
... | Question: How many men does it take to mop the
f... |
| Question: If a man speaks in the
forest and
th... | QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
... |
| The difference
between men and women
A man
is... | There are a lot of words you
can use to
descri... |
| There are only two four letter words that are
... | There were 11 people
hanging on to a single
ro... |
| This man says to his friend," I stopped
drivin... | Two
confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their
con... |
| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
... | What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon,
... |
| What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice
... | What do
you do if your bank account stops
work... |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95%
of his
... | What do you call a man who opens the car door for ... |
| What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out?
Clo... | What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's
... |
| What does a man consider to be a seven course
... | What does it mean to come home to a man who'll
... |
| What is the
thinnest book in the world?
What... | What is the difference between men and
pigs?
Pi... |
| What's a man idea of helping with the
housework?... | What's the difference between a
man and
E.T.?
... |
| What's the difference between a new husband and a ... | When a man steals your wife,
there is no
bette... |
| When do men insist that women are
illogical?
Wh... | Where do you have to go
to find a man who is
t... |
| Where's the safest place to
hide money from a
... | Which of the following lines will do a better job ... |
| Why are men like blenders?
You need one,
but ... | Why are men like paper cups?
They're
disposabl... |
| Why did God create a man before
a
women?
You ... | Why did God create men
first? Because we learn
... |
| Why do little boys whine?
Because they're
pract... | Why do men
prefer blondes?
Men always like
i... |
| Why do men act like idiots?
Who says they're
ac... | Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
They never
... |
| Why does a man only get half-hour
lunch-breaks?
... | why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer
and... |
| Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay
... | Why don't women
work as long and as hard as
me... |
| Why is a
Laundromat a really bad place to pick
... | Women dream of world peace, a safe environment,
... |
