| "Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist r... | "The trouble is," said the entertainer
to
the ... |
| A
psychiatrist was conducting a group
therapy ... | A doctor of psychology was doing his
normal mo... |
| A group of
psychiatrists were
attending a conv... | A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He
says, "I... |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I
keep
hav... | A guy had been feeling down for so long
that h... |
| A man
walked into a therapist's
office looking... | A man is strolling past the mental
hospital and ... |
| A man who thinks he's George Washington
has been... | A psychologist is at
a party talking
with a sm... |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence
in Aspe... | A woman entered a psychiatrist's
consulting room... |
| A young woman
took her troubles to a
psychiatr... | After hearing that one of the patients
in a me... |
| Did you hear about
the auto mechanic
who went ... | Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm
going
crazy. I h... |
| Doctor, Doctor,
I think I'm a
bridge.
What's... | Doctor, doctor,
people keep telling
me I'm ugl... |
| Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
one minut... | Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
bucket.
Y... |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
No
problem. Ho... | Doctor, doctor, I keep
trying to get
into figh... |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
spoon.
... | Doctor, doctor, I'm
manic-depressive.
Calm down... |
| Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59
seconds
to li... | Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
... |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
me.
What d... | Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
wheelbarr... |
| Doctor, I have a ringing in my
ears.
Don't answ... | Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife ... |
| How
many Passive Aggressive P.D.
does to take ... | How do
you tell the difference
between the sta... |
| How many
Borderline P.D. does to
take to chang... | How many
psychologists does it take
to change ... |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to
change... | How many Histrionic
P.D. does to
take to chang... |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take ... | How many psychiatrists
does it take
to change ... |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to
change ... | How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a ... |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to
change a... | How many psychologists does
it take
to change ... |
| How many psychologists does it
take
to change ... | In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
patients ... |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
four y... | Mary was having a tough day
and had
stretched ... |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve
true i... | One behaviorist to another after
lovemaking:
... |
| One out of every four people is
suffering from s... | Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that
people... |
| Patient: Doctor, my
wife thinks I'm
crazy beca... | Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
under s... |
| Patient: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I se... | Patient: Why did you
charge me a
group rate?
... |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse:
"Just say
we're ver... | Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on
couc... |
| Psychiatrist: Well, what's
your
problem?
Pat... | The
aspiring psychiatrists were
attending thei... |
| The
mother of a problem child was
advised by a... | The
psychology instructor had just
finished a ... |
| The head doctors in an insane asylum had
a mee... | Three
patients in a mental
institution prepare... |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic
are up fo... | Two psychiatrists were walking down a
hall.
O... |
| Two psychologists meet at their
twentieth coll... | What
happens if you tell a
psychiatrist you ar... |
| What do Psychologists say to each
other when t... | What do you know when you see three
rabbits wa... |
| What is the difference between a
psychiatrist an... | What's the difference between a
psychologist a... |
| When the new patient was settled
comfortably on ... | When they arrived at the therapist's
office, the... |
| Why did the witch go to the
psychiatrist?
Beca... | Why is a psychiatrist like a
squirrel?
Becaus... |
| Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man ... |
