| -
How many survivors of nuclear war does
it ta... | -
When the general comes, report to me
immedia... |
| - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a
Scu... | - How many Russians does it take to screw in
a... |
| - What do you think about the coming battle,
G... | - Who likes music? - asks a
commander.
- Two ... |
| A
soldier keeps a mug upside down and
tells th... | A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true tha... |
| A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
put ... | A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
t... |
| A drill
sergeant had just chewed out one
of hi... | A general calls a colonel:
- Do you
have a co... |
| A general noticed one of his soldiers
behaving... | A Maintenance
Battalion in Germany had
just re... |
| A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined c... | A recruit examines the food served to him
in t... |
| A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
you ... | A sailor in the Navy who had been at
sea
for a... |
| A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
shower,... | A solider stationed in the South Pacific
wrote t... |
| A trio
of old veterans were bragging
about the... | A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
wh... |
| A young naval student
was being put
through th... | Airman Jones was assigned
to the
induction cen... |
| Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
Nation... | An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for
dep... |
| An airforce officer
goes to heaven and at
the ... | An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
of
... |
| An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
the
... | As he was
drilling a batch of recruits,
the se... |
| As the family gathered for a big dinner
together... | At a lesson in topography a
soldier was
asked:... |
| At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
priv... | Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
... |
| Colin
Powell, once USA's highest ranking
milit... | During a visit to a military medical clinic,
I... |
| During an army basic training, the lieutenant
to... | During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
priva... |
| During the Mexican American War, an intense
lo... | During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
soldier sh... |
| During training exercises, the lieutenant who
wa... | Father Murphy walked
into a pub and said
to th... |
| Following some duty overseas, the officers
at ... | Following some duty overseas, the officers at
th... |
| General Heath, a famous lover of
parade
music ... | Having just moved
into his new office, a
pompo... |
| Having passed
the enlistment physical,
Jon was... | I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
officer... |
| In the 1970's, before women
were allowed
to si... | It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was
on ... |
| Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dol... | On some air bases the Air Force is on one
side... |
| One of my husband's duties as a novice drill
i... | One Sunday
morning, the priest noticed
Little ... |
| Paddy 'n'
Mick join the army, and are
put on s... | Q. "Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks hav... |
| Q. "Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board shi... | Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in
commo... |
| Q: "How many members of the coalition does it
... | Q: "What has
an IQ of 42?"
A: "40
Marines pl... |
| Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to
tr... | Q: How is Saddam like Fred
Flintstone ?
A: B... |
| Q: how many
vietnam vets does it take to
screw... | Q: How many British navy Officers does it
take... |
| Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to
screw i... | Q: How many military information officers
does... |
| Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
does i... | Q: How many U.S
marines does it take to
screw ... |
| Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
hav... | Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A:... |
| Q: What is Iraq's
national bird ?
A:
Duck | Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
A:
Foreign Amb... |
| Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot
and th... | Q: What's the difference between God and
fighter... |
| Recruits were shocked at the language the
serg... | Sargeant Williams was the newest drill
instructo... |
| Seems there was a
young soldier, who,
just bef... | Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,
you
... |
| SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
1. ... | Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
barrel of... |
| The
cavalryman was galloping down the
road, ru... | The
theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your
last r... |
| The Army Airborne major was used to
harassment... | The Captain called the Sergeant in.
"Sarge, I ... |
| The chief of staff of the US Air
Force
decided... | The first
woman recruit in the Army
reported f... |
| The General went out to find that none of his
... | The Pentagon once did a study on why so many
Ame... |
| The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and
Marines... | The story goes that Air Force One was
over the... |
| There was this General-in-training,
and his supe... | There were three American pilots captured by
Ger... |
| This is the difference between
a lousy
Golfer ... | This Marine drill instructor, completely
frazz... |
| Two men were boasting to each other about
their ... | Two paratrooper
recruits in a
plane:
- Are ... |
| We have women
in the military, but they
don't ... | While practicing
auto-rotations during a
milit... |
| While practicing autorotations during a
milita... | Why did the
army send so many women with
PMS t... |
| You Might be a
Marine Wife if:
1. Your
mail g... |
