| 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
t... | 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane
sobbed.
'Do... |
| A couple was having a
discussion about
family ... | A couple was having a discussion about what
to... |
| A doctor had been attending a rich
old man
for... | A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
... |
| A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
... | A little monster was learning to play the
viol... |
| A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
treme... | After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
t... |
| An English teacher asked her class to write an
e... | At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting
... |
| Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
... | Dad, would you like to save
some money?
I
cer... |
| Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
... | Elmore walked into his
favorite truck stop
caf... |
| Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
you?... | Fred
collected lots of money from
trick-or-tre... |
| Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
mo... | Have you heard about the new aftershave that
dri... |
| How can
you make money fast?
Glue it to
the f... | How can a can you double your money?
By
folding... |
| How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
... | How can you double your money?
Look at it in
a ... |
| How can you get rich by
eating?
Eat
fortune c... | How did rich people
get their money?
They
wer... |
| How did the man feel when he got a big bill from
... | How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-I... |
| I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a
go... | If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
... |
| If George Washington were
alive today, why
cou... | If you found a five
dollar bill in every
pocke... |
| If you had a million dollars and gave away one
... | If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
y... |
| If you want to get
rich, why should you keep
y... | Johnny
collected lots of money from trick or
t... |
| Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
... | Martin ended a letter to his
dad with this
que... |
| Mother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
g... | My sister fell in love at second
sight. When
s... |
| One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
an... | Q: What do you call
counterfeited German
curre... |
| Q:Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer... | Ted
said to his friend, 'can you lend me
$10?'... |
| The best way of saving money is to forget who
... | Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
w... |
| Three boys were walking along the beach one day
... | Visitor: You're very quiet,
Jennifer.
Jennifer:... |
| What did the man do when he got a big gas
bill... | What did the pay
phone say when the quarter
go... |
| What do you get if you
cross a sorceress with
... | What dog has
money?
A bloodhound, because
he ... |
| What happened when Dumbo went
to a
mindrreader... | What happened when the cat swallowed a
coin?
... |
| What is the quickest way to double your money
?
... | What kind of money do monsters use?
Weirdo
(wei... |
| What lands as often on its tail as it does its
h... | When does a female deer need money?
When she
do... |
| Where can you always find money?
In the
diction... | Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey
box... |
| Where do Eskimos keep their money?
In
snowbanks... | Where do hogs keep their money?
In piggy
banks. |
| Where do trees keep their money?
In branch
bank... | Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
... |
| Who dropped a wad of notes with
an elastic
ban... | Who makes a million dollars a day?
Someone
who ... |
| Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you
hav... | Why did Robin Hood steal from the
rich
?
Beca... |
| Why did the hippie put his money in the
refrig... | Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
... |
| Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
pu... | Why did your sister feed money to her cow
?
Bec... |
| Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because
mone... | Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a
hea... |
| Why is money called dough?
Because we all
knea... | Why is someone who borrows money but does not
... |
| Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four
quar... | Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
use... |
| Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in
your... | Why was the skunk arrested for
counterfeiting?... |
| Why was the struggling
mange seen shaking
the ... | William: May I have some
money for the man
cry... |
