37 jokes found beginning in category "Mouse jokes".Please choose a joke to see full details...
| Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
... | Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
cloc... | | How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
Wi... | How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
t... | | Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there'... | One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
cra... | | What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
ee... | What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
fre... | | What do angry rodents send each other at
Christm... | What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mouse... | | What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Ey... | What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
o... | | What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
... | What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
... | | What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code ... | What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefie... | | What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
c... | What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please ch... | | What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
sq... | What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
figh... | | What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A... | What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?... | | What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheese... | What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice ... | | What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
che... | What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What'... | | What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white ... | What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in
caves... | | What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A... | What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
G... | | When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When... | Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam
! | | Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
... | Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
! | | Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
ligh... | Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
loo... | | Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak ... |
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