| A husband and wife entered the
dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't
want
gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull
the tooth
as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said
the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth
it is."
The husband
turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the
dentist
which tooth it is, dear." |
