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<title><![CDATA[Baby Jokes #54]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-54-Baby_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[How can you tell if a snake is a 
baby snake? 

It has a rattle.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Barbie Doll Jokes #64]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-64-Barbie_doll_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[There is a new Barbie doll on the market - 
Frozen Barbie on 
a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Book Title Jokes #114]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-114-Book_title_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cow Jokes #171]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-171-Cow_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What did the farmer call the cow that would not 

give him any milk ? 
An udder failure !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dirty Jokes #209]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-209-Dirty_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're 
masturbating and your hand falls asleep.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Answer Me This Jokes #804]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-804-Answer_me_this_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Does 
killing time damage 
eternity?]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Accountant Jokes #901]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-901-Accountant_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to 
his young child:

"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep 
that wouldn't be tax 
deductible, but I like your thinking".]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Accountant Jokes #908]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-908-Accountant_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large 
manufacturing concern. 
Every day, on arriving at work, he would 
unlock the top drawer of his 
desk, peer at something inside, then 
close and lock the drawer. He had 
done this for 25 years. The entire 
staff was intrigued but no-one was 
game to ask him what was in the 
drawer. Finally the time came for Mr 
Evans to retire. There was a 
farewell party with speeches and a 
presentation. As soon as Mr Evans 
had left the building some of the staff rushed 
into his office, 
unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the 
bottom of the 
drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is 
the one nearest 
the window."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Apple Jokes #965]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-965-Apple_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why don't apples smile 
when you go bobbing 
?
Because they're crab apples !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Aviation Jokes #1045]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1045-Aviation_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[One day at a busy 
airport, the passengers 
on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the 
pilot to show 
up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally 
appear in the rear of the plane and begin 
walking up to the cockpit 
through the center aisle. Both appear to be 
blind; the pilot is using a 
white cane, bumping into passengers right 
and left as he stumbles 
down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. 
Both have their 
eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not 
react thinking that it must be some 
sort of practical joke. After a few 
minutes though, the engines start 
revving, and the airplane begins 
moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with 
some uneasiness. They start 
whispering among themselves and look 
desperately to the stewardesses for 
reassurance.

Yet, the plane 
starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. 
So
 me passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to 

the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more 

hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway 
left, there is a 
sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone 
screams at once. At 
the very last moment, the plane lifts off and 
is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of 
relief and tells the 
pilot: "You know, one of these days the 
passengers aren't going to 
scream, and we aren't going to know when to 
take off!"]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bed Jokes #1425]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1425-Bed_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[I don't think my Mom knows much about 

children. 
Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm 
wide 
awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bed Jokes #1427]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1427-Bed_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the granny who plugged her 

electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? 
She spent the night 
popping out of bed.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bed Jokes #1445]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1445-Bed_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I 
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to 
drop 
off!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bird Jokes #1545]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1545-Bird_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What happens when ducks fly upside 
down ? 

They quack up !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bird Jokes #1550]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1550-Bird_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What did they call the canary that flew into the 

pastry dish ? 
Tweetie Pie !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blonde Jokes #1909]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1909-Blonde_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the blond lay out 
on the lawn chair 
in her bikini at midnight?
She wanted to get a dark tan.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blonde Jokes #1910]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1910-Blonde_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the blonde call the welfare 

office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blonde Jokes #1996]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-1996-Blonde_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour 

to cook Minute Rice?]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Book Title Jokes #2080]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2080-Book_title_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie 
Fant]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Book Title Jokes #2150]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2150-Book_title_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Pig Breeding
by Lena Bacon]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Brother And Sister Jokes #2204]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2204-Brother_and_sister_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why does your sister have yeast and 

shoe polish for breakfast ? 
Because she wants to rise and 
shine.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Business Jokes #2438]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2438-Business_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get 
to 
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head 
table, he 
suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false 
teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth."

The 
man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and 

pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.

The 
speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.

The man then said, "I have 
another pair...try these."

The speaker tried them and responded, 
"Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I 
have one more paid 
of false teeth...try them."

The speaker 
said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and 
gave his 
address.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over 
to thank the 
man who had helped him.

"I want to thank you 
for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've 
been looking 
 for a good dentist."

The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm 
the local undertaker."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cat Jokes #2702]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2702-Cat_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they 
love a good 
gag!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Children Jokes #2774]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2774-Children_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A man is walking down the street one day when 

he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house 

across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell 
is too 
high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for 
some time, 
the man moves closer to the boy's position. 

He 
steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow 

and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and 

gives the doorbell a solid ring. 

Crouching down to the 
childs level, the man smiles benevolently and 
asks, "And now what, my 
little man?" 

The boy replies, "Now we run!"]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Christmas Jokes #2911]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2911-Christmas_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[How long does it take to burn a candle down 
?
About a wick !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Christmas Jokes #2919]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-2919-Christmas_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What does Dracula write on his Christmas 

cards ?
Best vicious of the season]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Clinton Jokes #3027]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3027-Clinton_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: Why were there 
two presidential 
limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real 
president while the second one contained 
the president's spouse, Bill 
Clinton.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Clinton Jokes #3058]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3058-Clinton_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: How can you identify a 
computer that 
has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is White-out on 
the screen.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cow Jokes #3186]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3186-Cow_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? 

De-calfinated!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cow Jokes #3193]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3193-Cow_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What do you get from a cowmedian? 
Cream of 
Wit!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cow Jokes #3249]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3249-Cow_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? 

To the calf-ateria!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cow Jokes #3260]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3260-Cow_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to 
leave her 
calf alone? 
She thought children should be seen and not herded!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dead And Dying Jokes #3430]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3430-Dead_and_dying_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Did you hear someone has invented a 

coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you who're 
dead from the neck up!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dentist Jokes #3469]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3469-Dentist_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What does 
the dentist of the year get?...A 
little plaque.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dirty Jokes #3667]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-3667-Dirty_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Two postmen are on break having a cigarette. 

While on this break one postman says "Hey look at that snail". The 

other postman looks down and says "FUCK" and step steps on the snail. 

Postman 1 looks at him and says "Why'd you do that". Postman2 
replys 
"Because that fucker has been following me all day."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Doctor And Nurse Jokes #4004]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4004-Doctor_and_nurse_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A young woman went to her doctor 
complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You 
have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you 
mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more 

specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, 

"Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, 

"Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even 

THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully 
for a moment and told her his 
diagnosis, "You have a broken 
finger."

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few 
minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you 
like.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Doctor And Nurse Jokes #4032]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4032-Doctor_and_nurse_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the nurse always insist on 

using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because 
nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her 
patient's 
best side.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dog Jokes #4300]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4300-Dog_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Alsation: How did you find the fleas? 
Beagle: 
I didn't! They found me!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[E-mail Jokes #4360]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4360-E_mail_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What did Hamlet say when he was 
thinking of 
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Elephant Jokes #4452]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4452-Elephant_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Have you heard about the 
elephant that 
went on a crash diet ?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire 
engines !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ethnic Jokes #4679]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4679-Ethnic_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: What's the motto of the 
Polish 
Solidarity Union?
A: Every man for himself.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ethnic Jokes #4696]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4696-Ethnic_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[where does saddam hussein keep his c.d 
collection?

In Iraq (a rack)]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fishing Jokes #4908]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4908-Fishing_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: 

Have you ever hunted bear? 
His grandson's teacher: No, but 
I've been fishing in shorts.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fishing Jokes #4933]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4933-Fishing_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What TV game show do fish like best?
Name 
that tuna!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fishing Jokes #4938]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-4938-Fishing_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? 
Jack 
the kipper !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ghost Jokes #5152]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5152-Ghost_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What do you call the ghost who is a 

child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Gorilla Jokes #5281]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5281-Gorilla_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want 
to climb the heights of the business world!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hair 
And Bald Jokes #5344]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5344-Hair_%0D%0Aand_bald_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an 
empty 
chair. 
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. 
"No, just 
change the oil, please!"]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hair And Bald Jokes #5346]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5346-Hair_and_bald_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What's a barber's favourite kind of 
holiday? 
Cruising on a clipper.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Horse Jokes #5492]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5492-Horse_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[How much money did the bronco have?
Only a 
buck!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Horse Jokes #5510]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5510-Horse_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he 
saw she had 
no clothes on?
It made him shy!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Humor Jokes #5606]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5606-Humor_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the janitor take early retirement? 

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Humor Jokes #5659]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5659-Humor_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the kangaroo love the little 

Australian bear? 
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Humor Jokes #5701]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5701-Humor_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in 

love?
A: They got married in the spring.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hunting Jokes #5784]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5784-Hunting_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What's the difference between a hunter and a 

fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Idiot And Fool Jokes #5816]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5816-Idiot_and_fool_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the idiot 
who 
invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Idiot And Fool Jokes #5938]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-5938-Idiot_and_fool_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[One idiot said to the other, "You 

know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those 
who 
can count, and those who can't.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Internet Jokes #6124]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6124-Internet_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Where does 
the Internet football team 
play?
Webley.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Internet Jokes #6172]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6172-Internet_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why are elephants no good at Net 
surfing?
Because they're scared of the mouse.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Journalist Jokes #6229]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6229-Journalist_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital 
and tells the desk 
nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear 
doctor."
"There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to 

see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he 
says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the 

eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear 
doctor."
No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear 
doctor."

They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: 

"Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would 

you want to see him?"
"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one 
thing and seeing 
another."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Judge Jokes #6258]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6258-Judge_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Prosecutor: Did you kill the 
victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for 
perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better 
than the 
penalty for murder.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Knock Knock Jokes #6376]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6376-Knock_Knock_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais 
!
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Knock Knock Jokes #6434]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6434-Knock_Knock_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who's there 
!
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Knock Knock Jokes #6463]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6463-Knock_Knock_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belle 
!
Belle who ?
Belle-t up and open this door !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Knock Knock Jokes #6577]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6577-Knock_Knock_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo 
!
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes #6899]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6899-Marriage_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A man was complaining to a 
friend.
"I 
had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a 

beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the 
friend.
"My wife found out."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes #6958]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6958-Marriage_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The wedding was over, and the reception 

was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other 

members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. 
"Don't be 
to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific 
job. I'd be 
glad to have him usher at my wedding." 
"Yeah," Betty replied, "I 
wish he had been an usher at 
mine."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes #6963]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-6963-Marriage_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[QUESTION: What is 
honeymoon? ANSWER: That 
brief span of time between, "I do" and 
"You'd better!"]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Military Jokes #7218]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7218-Military_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[- What do you think about the coming battle, 

General?

- God knows it will be lost.

- Then why 
should we go for it?

- To find out who is the loser.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Money Jokes #7275]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7275-Money_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that 

money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. 
Harry: That's what 
I'm afraid of!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mouse Jokes #7481]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7481-Mouse_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 

'Eyes down for a full mouse' !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Movie And Tv Jokes #7524]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7524-Movie_and_TV_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: How many Development Executives does 
it take to 
screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take notes while 
the other screws it into the 
faucet.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Music Jokes #7685]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7685-Music_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed 

wire fence miss his music lesson? 
Because he'd already done 
the sharps and flats.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Old Age Jokes #7743]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7743-Old_age_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A wise old 
gentleman retired and purchased 
a modest home near a junior high 
school. He spent the first few 
weeks of his retirement in peace and 
contentment. Then a new school 
year began. The very next afternoon three young 
boys, full of 
youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, 
beating merrily 
on every trash can they encountered. The crashing 
percussion 
continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it 
was 
time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet 
the young percussionists as 
they banged their way down the street. 
Stopping them, he said, "You 
kids are a lot of fun. I like to see 
you express your exuberance like 
that. In fact, I used to do the 
same thing when I was your age. Will you do 
me a favor? I'll give you 
each a dollar if you'll promise to come 
around every day and do 
your thing." The kids were elated and continued 
to do a bang-u
 p job on the trash cans.

After a few days, the old-timer 
greeted the kids again, but this time 
he had a sad smile on his face. 


"This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he 
told 
them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to 
beat on 
the cans."

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, 
but they did accept his 
offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. 
A few days later, the wily 
retiree approached them again as they 
drummed their way down the street.

"Look," he said, "I haven't 
received my Social Security check yet, 
so I'm not going to be able 
to give you more than 25 cents. Will that 
be okay?" 

"A lousy 
quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're 
going to 
waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, 
you're 
nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" 

And the old man enjoyed peace.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Parent Jokes #7769]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7769-Parent_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[There was a woman who was pregnant with 

twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into 

a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. 

While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person 
around 
to name her children was her brother.

When the mother 
came out of her coma to find she had given birth and 
that her 
brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he 
wasn't 
a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something 
absurd 
or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the 
twins.

He said, "The first one was a girl."

The mother: "What 
did you name her?!?"

Brother: "Denise!"

The Mom: "Oh, 
wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"

Brother: "The 
second one was a boy."

The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name 
him?"

Brother: "Denephew."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pig Jokes #7849]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7849-Pig_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Name the pig's 
favorite Shakespeare play. 

Hamlet.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Political Jokes #7972]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-7972-Political_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and 
hours of 
work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas 
displays. 
Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at 
night to look 
at *other* people's lights.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Political Jokes #8019]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8019-Political_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do 

all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Upon A Time?"
And he replied, 
"No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin 
with 'If 
Elected I promise...'"]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Police Jokes #8137]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8137-Police_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[I went to 
the store the other day. I was 
only in there for about five minutes, 
and when I came out there was a 
motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. 
So I went up to him and 
said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a 

break?'



He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a 

stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for 
having 
bald tires!



Then I really got angry at him. 
He finished the second ticket and put 
it on the car with the first. 
Then he started writing a third ticket!



This went on for 
about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more 
tickets he wrote. 
I didn't care. My car was parked around the 
corner.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Rabbit Jokes #8234]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8234-Rabbit_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What do you get when you pour hot water down a 

rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Rabbit Jokes #8251]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8251-Rabbit_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[When do rabbits have buck teeth? 
When their 
parents won't get them braces.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Religious Jokes #8307]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8307-Religious_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a sleepwalking 
nun? 

A: A roamin' Catholic!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Religious Jokes #8411]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8411-Religious_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A kindergarten teacher was observing her 

classroom of children while
they were drawing. She walked around to 
look at the artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working 
diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 
"I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one 
knows what God looks like.

Without missing a beat, or looking up 
from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[School Jokes #8620]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8620-School_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another 

there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Fred (surprised): 
Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Space Jokes #8776]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8776-Space_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the boy become an astronaut? 
Because 
he was told he was no earthly good.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sport Jokes #8879]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8879-Sport_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to 
discuss 
a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. 
"Your 
holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to 
determine 
whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to 
a golf match." 
The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held 
a golf club in his 
life. 

"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, 
"we'll call America and talk to 
Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a 
Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... 
We can't lose!" Everyone 
agreed it was a good idea. The call was made 
and, of course, Jack was 
honored and agreed to play. 

The day after the match, Nicklaus 
reported to the Vatican to inform the 
Pope of his success in the 
match. "I came in second, your Holiness," 
said Nicklaus. 


"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to 
Shimon 
Peres?!!" 

"No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sport Jokes #8897]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8897-Sport_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Golfer: "Caddy, 
do you think it is a sin to 
play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any 
day of the 
week!"]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sport Jokes #8901]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8901-Sport_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What does a basketball player do before he 

blows out his candles? 
He makes a swish!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sport Jokes #8939]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-8939-Sport_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the underwater snooker 
player?
He was a pool shark!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Telephone Jokes #9060]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9060-Telephone_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? 

Collect!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Vampire Jokes #9109]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9109-Vampire_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What is the vampire's 
favorite slogan? 

Please Give Blood Generously.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Travel And Tourist Jokes #9208]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9208-Travel_and_tourist_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA["Room service? Send up a larger 
room."]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Travel And Tourist Jokes #9233]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9233-Travel_and_tourist_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A man arrived at a seaside hotel 
where he 
had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights 
were out, so 
he knocked on the door. After a long time a light 
appeared in an 
upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? 
What do you want?" 
"I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then," she 
retorted, and slammed 
the window shut!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Various Animal Jokes #9296]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9296-Various_animal_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What happened when the lion ate the 
comedian ? 
He felt funny !]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Various Animal Jokes #9347]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9347-Various_animal_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Which is the most dangerous animal in 
the 
Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Weather Jokes #9591]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9591-Weather_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[What is the most popular sport played by 
raindrops and hail 
stones?


-Diving]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Women Jokes #9697]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9697-Women_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[In the beginning, God created the earth and 

rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. 


- Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Yo Momma Jokes #9838]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9838-Yo_momma_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat 

next to everyone]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Yo Momma Jokes #9868]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9868-Yo_momma_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in 

hieroglyphics!!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Yo Momma Jokes #9923]]></title>
<link>http://www.cloud9art.ca/2-9923-Yo_momma_jokes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light 

bill!]]></description>
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